Right For Me Lyrics - Shadyxv - Eminem

I feel phenomenal as usual 

Pharmaceuticals, glue sniffin pools of vomit at Bonnaroo 

But I don't know if I'm in Tennessee, Chicago, or Houston 

In the corner tryna seek solitude 

Shallow but such a hollow dude 

I won't even swallow solid food 

Alcoholic too, plus I'm on lean like the Tower of Pisa 

Top it off I'm on mushrooms so fuck all of you... 

Roses are violet, mollys are blue 

Lost in a ball of confusion, it's all an illusion 

It's probably the shrooms I'm on 

Cuz I think I started hallucinatin' 

Cuz I just thought I 

heard Jay Electronica & Odd Future's new shit 

& all I can do is follow the music 

& end up wit Paula Abdul at Lollapalooza 

Filling water balloons wit nail polish remova. 

Just a pop 'em and wallow in fumes I... 

feel uptight I got to get loosa 

Afta I finish polishin' off this bottle of booze I got a solution 

Concentrated like orange juice so I'm not as diluted 

Cuz all this delusion got me seein' shit 

Excusez-moi but that hoochie did pass 

Ya see her ass? Wouldn't make her my main squeeze 

But juicier ass, it belongs in a juicer 

It's mouth waterin' too so I walked up to it like... 

" I'm Marshall" 

Wanna try to meet my standards? I'll introduce ya 

Oh I'm a mysogonist too but I'm not a masseuse 

But my attitude is rubbin' off on the youth 

(uh!) 

A chronic abuser... 

and not only user of marijuana 

I mean verbal assault that I use to smoke all of ya losers 

Got a bazooka, a shotgun, a ruger, a Glock, & a nuke 

& a Rottweiler too, and I'm not in the mood so... 

When I say I'm bringin' the Tech out 

I'm not comin' to repair your fucking electronic computers 

God... 

I'm gonna puke, I'm so gone off the hookah 

I think I swallowed a loofa 

I'm TORE UP... 

demolished, I'm fucking stoned like Oliver 

Like I looked Medusa in the eyeball to seduce her 

The thoughts I produce are... L**Ny TuN3$ 

The box of reusable latex gloves & the socks & the shoes 

2 replace Nextel-Veronica's boobs 

& the paycheck stubs that were stuffed in a glove box 

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In a blue Honda wit used condoms were clues the... 

girl was just not the one suitable for... 

Right fo' me, will change me, rearrange my head 2 be just right for... 

you & me, dont laugh, please listen! 

Dont laaaugh... 

(youralltraptinmyhead!) 

Thought Id give in to the pressure 

Collapse & crumble... 

perhaps relapsing under that 

Well that's a bunch of crap 

In the clutch, I'm the Cap'n Crunch of rap 

& I'm sick of acting humble, that's enough of that 

Fuck that shit, cut the sack 

Like it's a natural reaction 

That's why I'm actually trapped in this shoving match 

Cuz push keeps coming to that 

I can keep getting my ass kicked and coming back 

Like a sarcastic crumpled sack of shit, still mad 

Disgruntled had some struggles yeah 

but that passionate hunger's back 

A fantastic juggling act 

& the way I flip my tongue on the track 

It's like verbal acrobatics, but in fact... 

Last time I tried to pull off a dramatic stunt as drastic 

I fucking crashed my hovercraft 

Afta I strapped the duffel bag to my back 

& stuck the massive punchin' bag in it 

An elastic bungee strap, rubber plaster, a thumb tack 

& a piece of plastic bubble wrap 

Went spastic & fuckin' snapped 

Jumped & splashed in a puddle of battery acid 

Stumbled back, recovered, back-flipped 

& landed on a gymnastic tumble-mat!... 

& for my last trick, lunge on back 

latch on a N.A.S.A. shuttle flap, fuckin' snapped the rudder in half 

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Chuckled & laughed, buttaled my last rebuttal 

& just asked him to come crash 

& I go grab my Go-Go-Gadget inflatable gigantic humongous mattress 

& ceramic construction hat, rubbed my magic mushroom tat 4 luck 

then splat... 

get up from that 

Face taped to a waste paper basket 

Throw up then gas, lungs collapsed 

& that's mo' likely than finding someone that's 

Right fo' me, will change me, rearrange my head 2 be 

Just Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head 2 be just right for... 

you & me, dont laugh, please listen! 

Dont laaaugh... 

(youralltraptinmyhead!) 

Couple of shots of Jäger 

Public intoxication, dis-fucking-cumbobulation 

Flooded wit thoughts of anger 

While I was away I know probably sum' of ya got 2 thinking 

'You're top 10, ain't ya?' stop cuz ya fuckas are talking crazy 

& stop interrupting you're not even up in that conversation!... 

Whether you're punchin' a clock or famous 

Underground, pop, or nameless, whateva yo job is 

I came 2 fuck wit yo occupation 

You're thinking just cuz ya came in with scrubs 

& ya brought the scalpel & sponge 

The oxygen tank & the suction & shot the brain surgeon 

Stuck in the operating room 

Once ya done swapped names wit him 

Smuggled in Ronald Reagan, if you dug him up -> Donald Fagen 

While juggling waffles bacon 

a fucking McDonald's egg & cheese sausage bagel finagle 

They flung it across the table 

Then bump it & knock it shake it... 

Jumped & got in the way then disrupted my concentration 

I said 

FUCK IT! 

& lost my patience 

they all woke up from sedation 

Ain't none of ya Doctor Dre so then what does it got ya thinking 

Ya can fuck wit this operation?! aftamath 

still running hip-hop amazing 

I'm still plugging along, no need for assumption 

Here's confirmation, I'm up fo' the long duration... 

I'm just looking fo' sumethin' 2 walk away wit 

Sum' pocket change & a lil integrity 

Tho' I'll probably be jumping across the stage 

Till I'm fucking Madonna's age &... 

Stuck in an awkward place in my life 

But I shit ya not like I'm fucked up wit constipation 

That day will come where I finally stumble upon sum' lady thats 

Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head 2 be just right for... 

you & me, dont laugh, please listen! 

Dont laaaugh... 

(youralltraptinmyhead!)