Relapse Lyrics - Eminem

How the hell did he manage to get more felony charges 

He`s already got life in jail, man, what the hell is his problem 

Well, to be honest the smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic 

They`ve compelled me to kill this elderly man 

And i get these panic attacks 

Pop a xanax, relax 

Tryna stick my ****in` dick inside a mannequin`s ass 

Then i get manic depressed 

See the orthodontist get gassed 

Man, it`s kickass 

The first thing i put on is the mask 

Speaking of masks, man, it ain`t too late to have a change of face 

And take it off and show my face so you can see the things you facin` 

Slice you up and cook you after you`re murdered by strangulation 

That`s bacon souffle you makin`, ain`t you? well, thank you jason 

There goes one more coma 

Due to blunt force trauma 

Just give me one more soma 

And i`ll be done for, mama 

Go in the damn broom closet 

Another valium, lost it 

Shovin` the vacuum nozzle 

Down the bathroom faucet 

Seems like every day i get a little flakier 

The medication is making my hands a little shakier 

Hand me the 18 month old baby, come shake `em up 

It`ll only take me a second to choke his trachea 

Breakin` his neck in eightysome places 

Baby, he`s shady comes lady 

He`s got the razor-b-blades and the ch-ch-chain-ch-saw, baby 

You b-b-blundering, bumbling m-m-mumbling dum-dum 

Yeah, here i come-come, you hear the rumbling? vrum-vrum 

There`s something inside of that blue tub and that drum-drum 

My head and torso are some won` where they come from 

Who`s it belong to, maybe the girl with the long blonde hair 

Who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom-poms 

Clearly there`s some` wrong 

`cause she didn`t come home 

She`s missing 

Where is she 

Something fishy is goin` on 

I guess he stuck the xxxxx with the pitchfork with the long prongs 

Now everybody get your dance on to my damn song 

Come over here and bend that shit over. 

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