Oh No Lyrics - Eminem

Oh no what's happening to my brain 

I can't believe this is happening again 

Lava out my lips I flips 

Wake up think I have a cramp 

I'm trying to shove the lava lamp up my father's ass 

I think I'm out of gas, man 

I think I need another mask 

I'd ask my mother but I think she's laughing at the plants 

A half a gram of graham crackers and some Van de Kamp's 

I think I'll eat some Ambiens like they're candied yams 

Cut a couple cadavers up and have a little snack 

Abraf-ckingcadabra motherf-cker look who's back 

Just like a pendulum, Satan's pentagram swings 

I accidentally dented it and bent the damn thing 

Shit I think I might have did it when I was dancing 

While I was chopping one of my legs off and pulled a hamstring 

First I Re-up, then I Relapse 

Go to rehab then I Detox after I see Doc 

And I'll be back with the sequel, repeat the cycle 

Cause I react like the She-Hulk when I see Nyquil 

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Oh no 

Here we go again 

When it's going to end 

Where did it begin 

Maybe way back when 

Into the well, baby Jessica fell 

She may have wetted herself 

Quit playing, get her some help 

Mary Kay Letourneau sending me letters from jail 

Every day in journals saying how 

She wanted to smother me in lettuce and mayo 

I'm the medicine man 

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My medical marijuana was prescribed by a doctor 

Shove a typewriter up her 

Perez Hilton's ass, shit, almost forgot that 

He's always shoving something up his ass so why not that? 

And f-ck it while I'm venting let's shove a vending machine 

Up his rear end when he's bending over pretending that he 

Didn't say anything that would be offending to me 

Stick his head in a blender, begin blending in G 

Where should I put the pink sissy with the fluffy hair? 

Put him under the stairs? People are already under there 

Hmm, I wonder where. Wait, I think the cubpoard's bare 

Stuff him up in the tupperware and shove him up in there 

Vicodin like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin 

I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again 

I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again 

Who am I kidding? I couldn't quit this shit if my life depends 

I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then 

Yeah, rehab's nice, I had my name up in lights again 

You see that's why I can't decipher what life I'm in 

I might pull a knife on your wife and slice her and dice her then 

It sounds so enticing, isn't it nice when I'm hype again? 

I'm nice when I'm like this, no time to write just type it in 

If I could get my pen to slow down, what'd I write just then? 

Man I'm about to hyperventilate, I just have hyper-tension 

I have the type of mental state you couldn't comprehend 

Unusually stupid of you for you to think I'm your friend 

I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence 

I offer no mercy, the controversy is once again