Normal Lyrics - Eminem

Yo, how do I keep (I don't know what's up with these hoes) 

Getting in relationships like this (I'm just sayin') 

Maybe it says something about me 

Should I look in the mirror? 

I just want you to be normal 

Why can't you bitches be normal? 

Always gotta be so extra 

Why you always need a lecture? 

My ex hates to talk, she's a texter 

Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her 

Wants to get back together 

Said not till she gets her act together 

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She thinks I'm bein' mean 

And now she starts to scream and shout 

She's about to let the demons out 

She don't want to see me with other females out 

I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route 

She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house in her evening gown with her cleavage out 

We've been down this road too many times for me to count 

And all I can think is how 

I just want you to be normal 

Why can't you bitches be normal? 

Always gotta be so extra 

Like a fuckin' terrestrial 

Guess it comes with the territory 

My ex girl, she just declared war 

Therefore, I better prepare for it 

I guess bein' weird's normal 

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And I don't know what's got a hold of me 

Most notably I've been zoning to Jodeci 

I'm totally open, hoplessly devoted 

So much so that I bet you she don't know that she's the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of before I go to sleep 

Sike 

Hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse 

I know she cheats 

Told her she's heartless 

She's heartless 

No wonder we're partners 

Both got hundreds of charges 

Domestic disputes but we've always 

Swept it under the carpet 

Even when 911 gets the call that 

I slipped up and busted her jaw with 

A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it 

Really does is make our love 

For each other grow stronger 

She won me over the second she tried to run me over 

Told her I'd keep a hun 

We all but kicked her out, called her back now she's coming over 

But why is she so wicked? 

And how the fuck did I get so twisted 

I picked someone that's so unlock-able and shifty 

We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with 

Ignitable liquids 

But I'm finally seeing 

She's only mine for the time being 

That's why I keep bringing up that one time she 

Tried to two time me 

And throw it up in her face till I dry heave 

How could I be so naive? 

Should I leave or turn this entire evening 

to a motherfucking crime scene 

Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him 

You weren't supposed to agree you fucking bitch 

Especially when you're the one cheated first 

Now the argument immediately becomes heated 

You don't want me flip little conceded cunt 

Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita 

Fajita slut treat just like a drum 

Beat it, complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it! 

I love you but I hope you fucking die though 

In our business your friends like to pry so 

You've got 'em all under cover just like moles 

Hoppin' they'll come back with intel 

But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral 

'Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go 

Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone 

Who the fuck's Milo? 

The guy at work who drives a hi-lo 

I put a tracking device on your Chrysler 

And follow you while you drive home 

But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown 

You recognize me and had Milo flip me off right out the passenger side window 

I hit a light pole, you skirt off and then pull up at 5am in the drive in a stretch white limo 

Stumble in the side door and hit me head with Milo's demo 

But like a drunk bum what do I know? 

Let's sleep on it like they did Revival 

I told you you're the apple of my eye so shut your pie hole 

Just wanna be normal 

Why can't you be normal? 

Yeah, I just wanna be normal 

Why can't you be normal?