My Name Is (bootleg Version) Lyrics - Eminem

Hi! My name is... (What?) My name is... 

(Who?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Hi! My name is... (Huh?) My name is... 

(What?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Hi! My name is... (What?) My name is... 

(Who?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Hi! My name is... (Huh?) My name is... 

(What?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Excuse me! 

Can I have the attention of the class for one second? 

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Hi, kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah-yeah-yeah!) 

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) 

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) 

Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?) 

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight 

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Umm...) 

And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" 

Uh-uh! "Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted!" 

Well, since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else 

'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt 

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off 

And smacked her so hard, I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross 

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass 

Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast 

C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg!) 

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! 

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Hi! My name is... (What?) My name is... 

(Who?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Hi! My name is... (Huh?) My name is... 

(What?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Hi! My name is... (What?) My name is... 

(Who?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Hi! My name is... (Huh?) My name is... 

(What?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high 

Thanks a lot, next semester, I'll be thirty-five 

I smacked him in his face with an eraser 

Chased him with a stapler, stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow-w-w-w!) 

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up 

Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup 

Extra-terrestrial, running over pedestrians 

In a spaceship, while they're screamin' at me, "Let's just be friends!" 

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to 

I just found out, my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) 

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper 

Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh, thank you!) 

You know you blew up when the women rush the stands 

And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Ahh! Ahhhhh!) 

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) 

So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!' 

Hi! My name is... (Huh?) My name is... 

(Who?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Hi! My name is... (What?) My name is... 

(Who?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Hi! My name is... (Huh?) My name is... 

(Who?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Hi! My name is... (What?) My name is... 

(Who?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) 

Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate! 

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!) 

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh, yup!) 

Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide 

I just drank a fifth of vodka; dare me to drive? (Go ahead) 

All my life I was very deprived 

I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!) 

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (Hahh-too) 

I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) 

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits 

How ya gonna breast-feed me, Mom?! You ain't got no tits! (Waah, wahh!) 

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed 

Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang!) 

I'm steamin mad (Arrhh!) And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?) 

Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had 

Hi! My name is... (What?) My name is... 

(Who?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Hi! My name is... (Huh?) My name is... 

(What?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Hi! My name is... (Who?) My name is... 

(Huh?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady 

Hi! My name is... (Huh?) My name is... 

(Who?) My name is... chiki-chiki, Slim Shady