If I Get Locked Up Tonite Lyrics - Eminem

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One, two 

One, two 

One, two(is it rolling?) 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dr. Dre up in here 

Y'all know what this is. 

Its what y'all been waiting for 

Funk Master Flex 

Big Kap 

Def Jam Records giving it to you baby. 

Yo Eminem 

Show these mother fuckers what time it is baby! 

(Eminem) 

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I used to be a lonely man, (only mad) 

Till I got a million dollars, shit 

Now if i only had some fucking hair 

I'd pull it, faster than a bullet 

out of Tupac's chest 

Before the ambulance came too late to do it 

I'm trying to grow it back again 

It was an accident 

I had my back against a fan 

Who chopped it off in Amsterdam 

I hate the straightjacket it aint latching 

They can't lock it 

so they stapled my hand 

To my pants pockets 

The cell's padded and battered like 

Someone else had it before me 

And just kept throwing them fucking selfs at it 

My head is aching 

I'm dedicated to medication 

but this med is taking to long to bring me this sedadation? (Come on!) 

Anyway I got down with Dre (What up?) 

The first man who taught me how the glock sounded to spray 

Running up and down the street screaming 

"Fuck the Police!" 

When you still had your mother's fucking Nipple 

Stuck in your teeth(fucking baby) 

Became a role model after Colorado 

Now all they do is follow me around 

And holla "BRAVO!" 

Hell yea I punch my bitch and beat my kids in public 

Suck my dick, bitch 

I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face but I won't 

Cause you'll probably wanna stand in his place 

So put a sock in it 

With your fake-ass Tupac image 

You faggots ain't tough 

you just get drunk and become talkative(Wanna Fight?) 

I'm probably the akwardest alcoholic talking 

Walking like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket 

So when you see me on your block 

Stumbling, mumbling a bunch of dumb shit 

Like my drunk uncle does 

I ain't buzzed, I'm just high on life 

So why on earth would I need drugs 

When I can fly on kites? 

Motherfuckers 

Slim Shady 

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(Dr Dre) Dr Dre! 

(Eminem) I'm drunk pass the Tec 

(Chorus) (repeat 2X) 

(Eminem) 

Cause if I get locked up tonight! 

Then I might not come home tonight! 

(Dr Dre) 

Keep it moving! Off and on, Eminem is on 

Off and on, Dr. Dre is On 

(Eminem) 

The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire 

I set a fucking girl on fire with a curling iron (AHH!) 

Psych I'm just joking, for christ sakes 

Dont get so bent out of shape 

Cause I went out and raped six girlfriends 

Some people just don't get it 

But I won't let it upset me 

Cause they don't know better 

They don't know what the fuck its like to be so fed up 

and fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up 

My mind's got a mind of it's own 

Sometimes I can't find it at home 

It hides in the stove (Hello, where you at?) 

Shit, talk about your brain being baked 

My shit's still in the oven on 480 Degrees 

Hailey Jade 

Daddy loves you baby 

Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter 

Fuck you lady! 

You critics wanna criticize but couldnt visualize 

Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes(fuck it!) 

The neighborhood that I grew up in 

You could die for nothing 

And Dirty Dozen watches over me 

So try some dumb shit 

I'll have a fucking man raped with a band-aid over his mouth 

and shove his head in the fan blade 

Don't ever tell me what 

I can and what I can't say 

Or change cause of the 

Age range in my fan base 

Like I give a fuck who's buying this shit 

Quit fucking buying it 

I'm tired bitch 

I'm dying to quit 

Hip Hop is universal now 

It's all commercial now 

It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now 

But now the white kids like it 

So they tell me I can buy it 

But as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night get silent 

Either that or booed, thats why I keep an attitude 

And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon 

I'm sick of being judged, fuck it let me see a judge 

I'll confess to every murder 

I committed since 3 years old 

(Dr. Dre) 

Yo Fuck that 

Turn that shit off 

Let's get the fuck out of here 

You know how we do (echo)