Greatest Lyrics - Eminem

Motherfuckers talkin' crazy (yeah), sayin' I should quit (yeah) 

I fuckin' tell them make me (bitch), eat a fuckin' dick (yeah) 

I'm feelin' like the greatest (woo), wanna be whoever did it 

I'm somewhat outlandish they say 

You say that we're cut from the same cloth but I guess you fabricate, eh? 

You better bring more men than the latter day saints 

Manic states, even padded with automatic stay pray 

Gat anything that may stay in their way 

As I stand at the bay window with a hand grenade 

And a tray eh, at the Mandalay Bay 

Common sense, I'm a dollar short and a day late 

James Holmes at the Saturday Batman matinee 

Must have missed my cat-scan that day 

I just threw a Tampax at Dre 

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Trashcan tasks cam and ashtray 

I'm turning back to a madman can't take anymore 

But I try to get away from the anger and rage my basic alias is an A to the K 

Get your ass spayed like bidets breakin' your legs ain't givin' ways ankle 

The ways you chumps don't even know how to do somethin' to give goosebumps a day when you say 

That somethin' you won't give someone a lump in their throat if you had them choked up you'd be yankin' my chain 

Feelin' like I'm headed for a padded cell the- 

Bar for me what I rap, is it there? 

But, guess that's the standard I'm held to 

But if somethin' like that doesn't tell you 

You set a mark too high when platinum sales are looked at as a failure 

But you better take it back to the shelter and Hamburger Helper 'cause dammit I'm still the... 

Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world 

(No lie) I might be 

The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it, the best to ever do it 

I feel like the greatest joker to honkey sounding like me 

Never be as good, never be as good 

Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, but what? 

I'm the greatest 

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So you sold 10 million albums, eh? (What?) 

Only problem is, you put out 10 million albums, eh? (Haha) 

Wait, what was I just about to say? 

Oh yeah, let me get this out the way 

I know there's people that are pissed about the way I misprounouced a name 

"DIE ANTWOORD!" 

Fuck! I still can't say the shit 

But how quickly they forget who the fuck I was 

Now Ninja try to duck my slugs to let ya girl get fucked by monks 

I'd like to give a shout to Cypress 

This can't be real, you dissed me and I was just tryin' to give you a shout 

Now get the fuck out my rhyme book 

No more shiners, already too much time tokin' rappers 

I hear you talkin' shit, I'm just too big to respond to it 

God forbid I forget, go and jump out the window, somebody better child-proof it 

'Cause if I lose it we can rewind to some old Ja Rule shit 

And I can remind motherfuckers I'll do shit 

You don't got the tools, I got my toolkit, I bullshit you not 

Ya'll fools just forgot that I'm so fuckin' awful with the thoughts 

And when I'm hostile and impossible to stop 

So you call it a nostril 'cause it's not-gonna-ever 

I'll never let up on the pedal might as well get the mop 

'Cause I'm wiping everyone up in this genre 

'Cause on the mic I fee like I'm the... 

Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world 

(No lie) I might be 

The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it, the best to ever do it 

I feel like the greatest joker to honkey sounding like me 

Never be as good, never be as good 

Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, but what? 

I'm the greatest 

Oh yeah and one more thing I want to mention 

Is you're one dimension 

I'm a monkey wrench and I can flunk detention 

I love contentions so welcome to the gun convention 

Muscles flexin', gotta strut like I flunked suspension 

And you just stuck the key up in the ignition 

And gave me enough gas to flood my engine (yeah) 

Psychopath, Michael's Jack's blowin' up like a raft 

I just slapped ISIS with a ISIS flag, bet you I come back twice as bad (uh) 

Revival didn't go viral! 

Denaun and Royce tell me that I should take the high road 

Fuck that I'm finna hip back 'til I run out of gun powder and split the scene 

Hold the mic like similar to pistol squeeze 

And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things 

And my lips and the clips got the cig lit like it's nicotine drinking, when slim gets mean 

Bars on these boys when I split them schemes 

That's why I call the motherfuckers M-16's 

Float like a butterfly, I'ma sting like a bee you ain't harming a thing 

I get a day hard as I'm gonna swing, I'm gonna need to put my arm in a sling 

But like a wedding band you gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring 

An anomaly, I'm Muhammad Ali 'cause I know one day I'm gonna be the 

Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world 

(No lie) I might be 

The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it, the best to ever do it 

I feel like the greatest joker to honkey sounding like me 

Never be as good, never be as good 

Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, but what? 

I'm the greatest