Goat Lyrics - Straight From The Vault Ep - Eminem

"G.O.A.T." 

I'm a goat 

and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is 

it means the greatest of all time 

and I consider myself one of those 

so thank you very much, here it goes! 

This is the part I was worried about 

everyone thinks that my career is down the tubes 

and I'm in some dusty garage inhaling them carbon monoxide fumes 

and everyone's telling me what I should do 

and how I should come out and what to rap about 

and I know I got a lot up in my medulla oblongata that I gotta get out 

and I'm not sure how this is gonna come off 

they're probably gonna think that I'm coming off as cocky (haha) 

like I just started giving a fuck what you really think about me 

see, the thing about me 

is you don't really know a thing about me 

everyone's making a stink about me 

like there's some kind of a aura of that of the king around me 

surround me with nothin' but gangsters, killers, and bangers 

and the most dangerous criminals 

and I feel like I'm more comfortable around them than I do my own motherfuckin' neighbors 

but, see, my dream is to be remembered as one of the best when I leave 

but why does it seem like I'm not even put up in the same category as other emcees? 

so when Weezy says that he's better than Jay-z 

please, be that just subliminally 

means he thinks Jigga's the best and that he's 

the only one up in that league, see 

and it's easy just to consider me one of the greatest white rappers there is 

knowing god damn well that I'm one of the best motherfucking rappers who ever lived period. 

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I'm a goat 

and I don't mean to gloat 

but I know what I know and I know what you think 

and these magazines'll never put it in ink 

because how would it look if they considered me as a goat? 

and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is 

it means the greatest of all time 

and I consider myself one of those 

so thank you very much, here it goes! 

Maybe they figure that I'm on my way out the game 

so they gotta go try to find em a new Eminem 

or a new Shady, if they think it's gonna happen 

man, I thought I was crazy 

or maybe I could be takin' it wrong and they're tryna pay homage to me in a strange way 

so let me pay homage to my fellow white competitors almost in the same way 

see, you hardly ever do hear anyone even bringing up that Paul Wall's white 

cause lyrically he doesn't pose a threat to anyone, see, he's just aight 

and Bubba Sparxxx, he just won't write 

because he's so caught up in that snow white 

that Timbaland can't even get him in the studio 

he's so gone off that coke, right 

and it's so sad, cause he's dope, right 

America's next great white hope, right 

so now they feel like they gotta come up with some corny ass white rapper show, right 

and which I'm still havin' mixed feelings about 

they said it'd be real, I'm just spillin' it out 

there's somethin' about a white boy talking black and runnin' around with a damn grill in his mouth 

and I love when the say that Tiger Woods shit 

"Isn't it ironic that the best rapper's white and the best golfer's black?" 

and I'm the one who's gotta catch all the flack offa' that 

but these are the people who never had heard of an Eminem until 8 Mile had came out 

but I had already hit middle America 

Parents had all got to likin' me now 

when suddenly I wasn't such a bad guy 

all of the hatred for me must've died 

thought I committed career suicide so I had to turn back into the bad guy 

so faggoty faggoty faggoty gays 

and anatomy God made Raggedy Ann and Andy 

not Raggedy Andy and Andy and Andy 

and Angelina Jolie is just another ho 

and Brad is a sucka' because once I fuck her 

she wants to go to Somalia to adopt another baby 

you know what I say? No 

You better save some of them kids from Madonna 

she needs all the publicity she can get 

you want a Shady? Well, you got it, man 

I ain't apologizin' for shit. 

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I'm a goat 

and I don't mean to gloat 

but I know what I know and I know what you think 

and these magazines'll never put it in ink 

because how would it look if they considered me as a goat? 

and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is 

it means the greatest of all time 

and I consider myself one of those 

so thank you very much, here it goes! 

Man, I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, man 

shit is too easy 

nobody even wants to pass me the ball cause 

(I'm a goat) 

so don't worry, I'm out the motherfuckin' game 

and y'all can sit and argue about who's the motherfuckin' best 

but y'all know that 

(I'm a goat) 

and like I said, I'm one of the motherfuckin' best 

before you get your panties in a motherfuckin' bunch 

but before I go, I'd like to say fuck you very much to everybody who wasn't there from the start 

and thank you very much to everybody who was 

and y'all ain't gotta say it, just think it 

cause I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know 

(I'm a goat) 

(hahahaha) 

I'm out, y'all 

it's been real, peace