Get You Mad Lyrics - Eminem

Yo, mic check my dick 

Testing 

One, two, ffff-fuck 

My dick, my nuts 

My attitude is worse than NWA's was 

I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people who ain't have shit to do with it, like Cool J does 

You see me standin' outside of your building screamin' 

"Puffy is good, but Slim Shady is for the children!" 

I look at my life in a new light, fuck it 

Give me two mics 

I write songs for me, fuck what you like 

You're probably hear me rap half-hearted 'cause I don't like rap anyway 

I'm just tryin' to get my porno career started 

Every place and event 

Been There, Done That 

Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went 

"Come on, let's go!" 

Want a deal? Study these five chapters 

Lesson one: throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers 

Lesson two: face 'em and diss 'em 

Don't give 'em a demo 

Kidnap 'em and make 'em come to your basement and listen 

Lesson three: get a job at a label 

Switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's table 

Lesson four: 'know you heard this before 

"Hey let me get your number, I'll call you tomorrow for sure!" 

Don't act like a fan, you wanna get signed? 

Get the whitest A&R you can find 

Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can 

Lesson five: Get a hook-up at Jive 

Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live 

And that's the key 

But when you see me on the street I ain't givin' you shit, bitch 

Don't even bother askin' me 

Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin' 

cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin' like Master P 

Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth 

My balls broke both of her collarbones 

Told Mya this shit was all about me, uh 

Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea 

And all three of my main girls said "see ya" 

'Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin' Aaliyah 

I splish-splash while I'm takin' a bath 

Grab a handful of pills, break 'em in half, take 'em and laugh 

White trash? 'Fuckin' your wife in the ass 

While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass 

So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad 

You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad 

And when I rap about a bunch of shit you wished you had? 

You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad 

"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!" 

You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad 

"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" 

You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad 

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What a wonderful day, I should go outside and play 

Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate 

Hi Renee! I was just about to toss a live grenade 

in your driveway and drive away 

Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS 

Blood drippin' from it, rippin' your stomach like a paper mache 

You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill though 

I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow 

Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh 

Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half 

Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with Agent Orange 

And wiped my ass with his page in Source 

The demon is here, steamin' this year 

I rip Mystikal's voicebox out, scream in his ear 

It's not a gimmick, bitch, it's an image, I live it 

Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it 

"Yeah, I don't think this guy is well" 

I'm high as hell 

I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail 

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I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' 

Lay your nuts on the dresser 

Just your nutsack by itself 

And bang them shits with a spiked bat 

Cut your neck off and sew your head right back 

And leave you like that 

You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor 

Who's itchin' to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Christopher 

Reeves, I was teething with strep throat 

while your mother was breastfeeding 

And gave her the flesh-eating disease 

I'm iller than takin' a hammer and beatin' your knees 

and walkin' through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans 

Wakin' up the next day in breathin' machines 

Flashin' back to being shot and repeatin' the scenes 

On how you just got smoked, and if you do live 

You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke 

So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad 

You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad 

And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had? 

You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad 

"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!" 

You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad 

"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" 

You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad 

I know that makes you real mad, don't it? 

That's right, Slim Shady 

Sway & Tech 

Sprayin' wreck 

And we don't give a heck 

Or a damn 

Or a fuck 

Or a shit 

So suck my motherfuckin' dick