Fuckin' Crazy Lyrics - Eminem

Eminem 

Fucking Crazy 

Hi! 

Oringinal bad boy on the case cover your face 

Came in the place blowed and sprayed Puffy with mace 

I laced your weed with insect repellent better check the smellin' 

Eminem starts with an E, better check the spellin' with a capital 

Sombody grab me a snapple 

I got an asprin capsule trapped in my adam's apple 

Sombody dropped me on my head and I'm sure that my mother did it 

But the bitch won't admit it was her 

I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months 

And said I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' these kicks cunt? 

The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell 

I'll probably have the cell next to the furnace in hell 

I'm sicker then sperm cells with syphalis germs 

And I'm hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns 

I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach 

And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it 

Hit you in the head with a brick till you plummet 

If ya'll don't like me you can suck my dick till you numb it 

And all that gibberish that you were spittin' you need to kill it 

cuz your style is like dying in my sleep, I don't feel it 

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(Chorus) 

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 

For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 

Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? 

Is fuckin' crazy (Hello? Hi) 

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 

For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 

Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? 

Is fuckin' crazy (Hello? Hi) 

My mic's grillin' you, staring you down with a grin to grin 

I'm Eminem, you're a fag at a women's gym 

I'm Slim, so Shady is really you're fake alias 

To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens 

A braniac with a cranium packed full of more uranium than a maniac Saudi Arabian 

A highly cumbustible head, spasmatic strapped to a Craftmatic adjustable bed 

Laid up in the hospital in critical condition 

I flat lined, jumped up and ran for the mortician 

High speed, IV full of Thai weed, lookin' Chinese 

With my knees stuck together like siamese 

Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians 

Pins and needles hyperdermic needles and pins 

I hope God forgives me for my sins 

It probably all depends on if I keep on killin' my girlfriends 

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(Chorus) 

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 

For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 

Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? 

Is fuckin' crazy (Hello? Hi) 

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 

For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 

Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? 

Is fuckin' crazy (Hello? Hi) 

Last night I OD'd on rush, mushrooms and dust 

And got rushed to the hospoital to get my system flushed (shucks) 

I'm an alcoholic, and that's all I can say 

I call in to work cause all I do is frolick and play 

I swallow grenades, take a bottle of water a day 

A Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be 

Gimme eleven Excedrin and my head'll spin 

Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine 

Scratch my balls till I shred the skin 

Doctor check this rash, look how red it's been 

It's probably Aids, forget it then 

I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows 

That don't even make sense, like dikes using dildos 

So reach in your billfold for ten duckets 

And pick up your Slim Shady shit is on rucus 

Somethin' somethin' somethin', I get weeded 

My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it 

(Chorus) 

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 

For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 

Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? 

Is fuckin' crazy (Hello? Hi) 

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 

For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 

Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? 

Is fuckin' crazy (Hello? Hi) 

Hi! Something's not right, I'm sorry, I'm mentally retarded 

Slim shady, I think that's my name 

Rucus Records, fuckin' crazy 

You hear us? We're fuckin' crazy! 

All of us 

Hi, Bye 

Night, something