Freestyle Radio 1 Lyrics - Eminem

Are we supposed to shut up or talk... I'll cut your butt up and walk... 

Around with my ass showing all over the fuckin town 

...Then You get done up in chalk 

Yo... 

We ready... we ready . we ready. we ready? 

Ready to hold it steady... Speakin of hold it steady... 

You can hold my nuts steady and then... 

I can stick my dick in you like a machette... If you're a girl... 

If you're a girl then you're my world... And I will kill anybody... 

That means... you, her or him 

It doesnt matter cuz I'm Eminem 

And I'm Slim... I'm also slim and your future's Whim 

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Ha ha... don't stop 

D-12 y'all... yea we bust it off the top 

We get in that ass Preparation-H style 

Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!) 

Everybody tryina tell us to wait now 

You look dumb as fuck... Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha) 

Tryin to dance around 

How the fuck it feel lock in hand set now 

Sever your style . Divide and Parish 

Part ish... when my cart is bustin thru this... 

Wassup to Bizzare Kid 

Targets get hit and liftoff 

Here it is we bout to rip off 

Lick shots... no time... we gettin dick snot 

Emzy... 

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Speakin of lift off... 

I'm blastin off... your ass is soft... so I'm startin to jack off 

Cuz I'm so horny... and your lyrics are so corny 

That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning 

Or too early... wait a minute there goes Shirley... 

The girly I fucked last year when her hair was curly 

Couldnt remember it cuz I was Infinite 

And I met ken Kaniff in Connecticut 

He said his predicits and pronouns and wanted to throw down 

And he said I like you... 

and then he walked up and said let me snake bite you 

And I said hell no... kicked him with my shell toe... 

Gave him a elbow... Ayo Proof ...go... 

Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2 

What you wanna get done to... 

Your chest plate... eradicate 

Get your flesh ate... easily done.Here it is... 

Freestyle... no need to write shit... cuz when we write shit 

Y'all like to bite shit... that why street light up when we write stuff 

It's time to be the champions at this... it's D-12 

1-2 True crew... Slim Shady and Big proof 

Knockin over Igloos in Alaska when we blast ya 

A massacre creator, one time for data 

Darker than Vader... go anybody hot as the equator 

It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us 

Girls wanna blow us like Monica... Lewinsky 

Come against me... 

Go and see I'm an invincible Mc 

If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me 

That you're doper than me... which we'll hope 

You would hope to be... but hopefully I will rock globaly 

And nationwide... thats why my ass is wide 

Thats why your ass just died on the passanger side... 

Like a fuckin ride... when it got shot up by a drive by 

When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries 

And still missed it 

I got a fuckin mental illness a gentle stillness... 

Violence... complete silence is what I need 

in the room while I freestyle 

What I need is to do... what is need is smoke weed and brew 

And... smoke brew? You don't smoke brew... 

If you do I'll choke you and then I guarantee I'll out smoke you 

You're crew's a joke too 

and I can stick my dick in a bitch and poke you... 

Stick it in there... rock with my cock on sky rock 

Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock) 

Get.(get) yeah we come to rock...(it) 

So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop...(shit) 

Now how you feel right now we bust yo.op...(tic)...(tock) 

We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock 

The dirty dozen is non-stop. 

To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks 

And men with pre-ops 

Yo now there is 3-Pac's 

Master P... Thug Life and now it's 2pac 

Get back to that one... here goes the rhyme that you dropped... 

The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP 

In high tops and walking around like a one eyed cyclops 

And you can't see me... I only got one eye and I can still see you 

You can even give it a dumb try... 

If you're a dumb guy then come try this 

But I rock the microphone with my flyness 

So get off my jock. get of my cock. 

When I sky rock... it in sky rock. shit... bitch 

Ayo... a lot of people always try to tell us... 

that we gona be better or failures 

But me or Slim yo you can't tell me... 

You try to freestyle son we gon put theses on your LP 

Slow down with that old stuff... 

I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def 

My Lp... my whole Lp... tha last one was screaming help me 

You couldnt melt me if you was Vanilla Ice... 

Yo guess what... my nuuuuuuuuutz 

Here I go with the lyrical miracle... 

spiritual spiritual... you dont wanna hear it tho 

I rickety rock the micrphone 

Don't do it dont do it cuz that shit is stupid... I knew it 

I take a beat and loop it... i take a beat and troop it 

What the fuck did that mean... I dont know but i got phat jeans on 

And I already said that but I dont know where my head's at 

All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at 

yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease 

Y'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez 

From the 3-1 it's for the three of thirds 

One third MC yo we smoke y'all like herbs 

Under the curb early morn take it to born 

Y'all get broke up... put back together... re-enactment 

Some times you see this... you just a faggot 

No need to tag it... wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart 

Faggot... uh oh... was that homophobic... 

But no one knows it... and I'm so homophobic 

I wont even throw clothes in the Closet 

Fuck it... I've lost it... 

I'm holocausted... see my face it's written all acrossed it 

This beer makes me wanna disappear this year 

I'm so high I'm bout to die... and I'm so tired I'm bout to fry 

You're so fired you're down 

Hey... it's me... it's the hamster man... 

Coming all the way from Amsterdam... 

And I come to tell you all a little secret... 

So you can ...eat it ...you got to grab your crackers 

{mumbling} 

Quit spittin your writ shit bitch I'll kill you and kick you 

In your motherfuckin dick and your clit... you little pussy 

Hermaphardite with no apettite 

And you aint rappin right but you was taking rapid bites 

Of my dick when you was on it... my brain is haunted 

I walk up in a place in a t shirt wit my stains on it 

But i dont give a damn... give a fuck... give a shit... give a hell 

give a piss give a dick give a lick 

Yea... live and direct it's us 

You better back up... 

You better back up before I jack off 

Back off before I jack off 

You better back off before he jack off (laughing) 

You better back off before I jack off 

Colder than Jack Frost... smack you across your face 

While I'm still jackin off 

Sittin in the closet beatin my shit 

Aint got nuttin else to do cuz I'm thinkin of a bitch 

Wait a minute ...oh shit she's here... 

Look who walked in the door... come in it's Britney Spears 

(Ken Kaniff) 

Oh... come here little girl 

come here little girl 

What happened? (I dunno) 

We stopped rappin (Oh it's Clappin) 

Gun clappin... and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off 

When I come off with the drum off 

Whatever the hell that meant... but I can still speak wit a accent 

A french accent Excuse my french but 

Suck my dick touche le le poo... uhh... bitch 

Bonjour... I'm here with the cure... 

Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer 

Hey Em... how you doin this is me... The Em jock... 

Get off my... damn cock {*laughter*} 

Yo while you're spraying verbs... 

you ain't even fuckin saying words 

(THuuuG) Pronounce your words right... 

and you can ride around curbs 

And bounce your herbs tight 

What the fuck? 

Yo put another beat on before you get peed on 

Hi... Hi... My name is ...my name is... my name is... 

Slim Shady... Slim Shady... Bitch you're little just like that Kim lady 

And I'm in sky rock radio... the shadiest bro on the radio 

But you dont hear me tho...