Devil's Night Intro Lyrics - Eminem

[Verse: Eminem] 

You know it's devil's night the way that I smash the face of a punk in 

Mask of Jason is a fashion statement since Drunken 

Master tapes been a basket case and if that's the case then I'm dunkin' 

Fascination with masturbation and humpin' 

Lacerations and masking tape and I'm bumpin' 

Some Master Ace, roll up posin' as pastor Mase at a lunchin 

See Andrea Yates, grab her face then I'm punchin' 

Crack her fuckin' skull with an antique vase, kill her husband 

To the back of the station wagon, she's dragged and placed in the trunk and 

Now I'm wanted for kidnapping, rape, and abduction 

Spread her legs like Land O'Lakes that I'm cutting till every fuckin' limb's either amputated or punctured 

Decapitated Christina Applegate and I rap like I'm agitated 

No chill but I'm half sedated, a functioning addict, wait I'm in London? 

Brains underwear? A pantywaist, Classic case of disfunction 

Aggravated assault, it was rap related, you activated a gunman 

This game's oversaturated with junk and you punks couldn't get a hit from a database with a thumbprint 

Razors and matches, path is laid for destruction 

Put Jason Mraz's face in his ass then I'm snatchin' 

Anne Hathaway, she scratchin' like Jam Master Jay on the one's and 

Two's, I slash away then I'm dumpin' her ass in a Lake Placid for Alligators 

After I use the fuckin' tire thumper to bash her brains in for nothin' 

The murder weapons I stash 'em away on Runyon 

Man the kind of balls that it has to take and the gumption 

Lack of class displayed but such a vast array in abundance 

Of sad disgraceful and bad distasteful redundance 

And bitch I'm hung like candy canes if you're wondering 

Balls come at you like batting cages, I'm raw like Big Daddy Kane is, I'm coming 

Like I'm ejaculating and nutting, come catch the clap like you're patty caking little dumpling 

Or brace yourself like a cast and be the last to make an assumption 

I'm back 

Like I'm in the bathroom taking a dump and it's back in the day or somethin' 

I'll shit on you, devil's night, how's that for a introduction? 

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