Detroit Vs. Everybody (remix) Lyrics - Eminem

Tell 'em if they want it, they can come get that (static) 

I swear I love my city, I just want a little (static) 

See me, they salute me, they ain't ready for that (static) 

Detroit vs. Everybody 

I took a bite out the rotten apple by the poison tree 

All these females need to email to make noise 

And I think it's changin' a lot, he fuck with my authority 

Then he shall see shells, but not by the seashore 

If he gang bangin' or not 

It's simple as the alphabet 

He F with me, that G shall surely see 

He definitely is 'bout it, it's retail fraud, he's weak 

The honest gesture, the trigger finger 'round the diamond tester, we tail flaw with 

heat 

The same soldier, it's me, myself and I 

Ridin' 'round shootin' my biopic and my autobiography 

Range Rover, this ain't the squash beef state 

You thinkin' makeup, we thinkin' Lark Voorhies face 

The twin Eagle's, an Aries coupe, might as well ride by in an ambulance 

My parachute like skydivin' in Hammer pants 

So call it siblin' rivalry 

Take his life, call it the unforgivable robbery 

A wise man told me that holdin' a grudge is like 

Lettin' somebody live inside of your head rent free 

(Real talk) I don't got time to evict these clowns 

Y'all niggas been bitches, that's none of my business, but I don't sip tea 

(That's Nickel) Ride around his block 

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All he knows is pitfalls, that's why he's always climbin' out his drop 

(I got a question) Do you wanna ride or die? 

Welcome to Detroit, mothafucka 

Boy I need no halves and halves, I want the game in entirety 

100 percent cut, no stitches required 

Welcome to Detroit where if you get that promotion 

Don't worry, man no bullets will still be at your ass firin' 

I still call it safe, I would suck if I was umpirin' 

Boy I hit the beat I just treat that shit like a diary 

I'm offended if you hear my new shit and you ain't rewindin' me 

Self made, I never needed your bail or a wire, see 

I'm never callin' collect, I call to collect 

My homie wanted a Chevy so I put my dog in the vet 

Plus I'm so loyal that that paper, boy, is all that I fetch 

Got the ball in my hand and the ball in the net 

Bitch I'm the D, can't no offense dunk on me 

I'm Mr. Big Shot, these hoes get drunk off me 

I'm overrespected, my mama gated community's overprotected 

So futuristic, I'm already over my next bitch 

Reminiscin' on listenin' to 50 fifty times a day 

Back when tenth grade was like fifty days away 

Tryna get paid fifty ways a day 

Used to put fifty on the layaway, now my closet fifty shades of grey 

Twenty six and I done lived a lifetime a few times 

From futons to Grey Poupons 

In church tryna get a little savings, yeah coupons 

I spit that A1 every day, I'm hittin' new primes 

Now the stakes high, niggas surprised at the new lines 

Or takin' down my number like "you still ain't got a new line?" 

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Nah it's the same, we've been laborin' for years 

I know it took way longer than nine months, but fuck it, it's all in due time 

I turned a blunt to a roach with dreams of bein' a Beatle though 

Don't want to, I need to, gotta learn to keep it cerebral 

When you come up in a place where everyone got a piece but ain't peaceful 

This is just part one, wait 'til the sequel 

Tell 'em if they want it, they can come get that (static) 

I swear I love my city, I just want a little (static) 

See me, they salute me, they ain't ready for that (static) 

Detroit vs. Everybody 

Comin' from them streets where they thirsty, starvin' to eat 

Just a step away from felon, that's why they call it the D 

On your bleeder, ho, reason for all of this honesty 

Honestly no honor roll, but honored up in these streets 

Cause I'm a Linwood nigga, them young niggas say 

Put a stack on your head, you'll bleed a lake on Grand River 

And to think y'all hood harder then I might beg to differ 

Know some killers pull the trigger for a Swisher and Molly 

In a blink I'll hit your kisser, bet you ass ain't rememberin' 

They say my city's tougher than two fat bitches scissoring 

So nigga I'm a veteran, retire my letterman 

I had K's in front ya school, but I ain't go to Kettering 

Cough up a lung, 313 where I'm from 

Xan got me cross eyed like Bernstein's son 

And these niggas try to copy but I hold on this time 

It's us vs. them, Detroit vs Everybody 

Lately it seems as if it's me against the world 

Like it was before my life became a movie 

And they used to use my mothafuckin' trailer to tease me with 

But I flipped that script like AB filler 

Painkillers to pop that lid off that safety seal 

It made me feel amazing, made me celebrate me 

And if I may reiterate, I ain't even need a script 

I ain't bein' conceited 

But I made it to radio, eat a dick 

I still never ABC the shit 

Mainstream appeal and the skill is what made me iller 

Since before they called Jay Dee Dilla 

I was daydreamin' one day I would be the shit 

And if I ever end up escapin' the streets I swear that I would stay here 

Still in it, I'm crazy, I'll always be real 

Don't make me steal an 18 wheeler 

Break all of my friends out of here and take 'em straight to the Mercedes dealer 

Peel off back to the same block that we came from, on a rampage 

You crazy for me to flip 

What's makin' you think I need a switch? Cause I'm Adrian Peterson 

When he's raging and heated and on the way to go beat his kid 

On the track I spank like he just did 

(DETROIT!) I can't never leave this bitch 

Sick of bein' treated like me and shit 

But Jesus, I can just see why people quit callin' me to do features 

And them cyphers on BET cause if I wasn't me 

I probably wouldn't want to play with me neither, shit 

Seems to be reachin' this fever pitch 

180 degrees in here trying to wait for the cedar chips 

MCs just bit off more than they can chew like a face full of Swedish Fish 

Or Lorena with two penises 

Hateful ingeniousness, this inconvenience 

And for the record, you won't want this kind of static in your life 

When I'm makin' you cling to it 

They consider tryna reinsulate yah when it's maybe in for another crazy winter 

It's so cold in the D, it is as days begin to tick away 

But ain't this what really made me into the angry bitter blonde 

Sick of bein' underdog 

Don't make me unleash this shit, release this Pit 

May even seem as if 

I'm yankin' your chain a bit or maybe the way in which I'm sayin' shit 

Is playin' with your relation, changin' it 

It's still the same and Shady's still a lady killer 

Since the day I went insane and attacked the baby sitter 

With a potato peeler and mushed her face into the entertainment center 

It's like another plane just entered into Ukraine again 

The Bermuda Triangle and attempted to make a safe descent 

Awaiting anyone who ain't affiliated, it could be danger 

Did you make arrangements with the gangsters 'fore you came here? 

And if they mention us 

Tell 'em if they want it, they can come get that (static) 

I swear I love my city, I just want a little (static) 

See me, they salute me, they ain't ready for that (static) 

Detroit vs. Everybody 

What up though, it's the godfather Trick Trick. You either ridin' with us or gettin' 

rolled on. That means Detroit vs. Everybody! Hey Em let me get that instrumental take 

it down to the hood, let the little homies get this remix crackin'. Detroit!