Christopher Reeve Lyrics - Eminem

Yeah 

(Definitely, definitely, definitely, dope, definitely, definitely K-mart) 

Yeah, yeah 

You find me offensive, I find you offensive 

For finding me offensive 

Hence, if I should draw the line on any fences 

If so to what extent 

If at any should I go 

'Cause it's getting expensive 

Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive 

They say I cause extensive 

Psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this, 

Far at other peoples' expenses 

I say you're all just too goddamn sensitive 

It's censorship 

And it's down right blasphemous 

Let's end this shit now 'cause I won't stand for this 

And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither 

And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either 

He used to be like a hero to me 

I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator 

Right next to Darth Vader 

And Darth must have put a hex on him for later 

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I feel like it's my fault 'cause of the way that 

I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor 

I killed Superman, I killed Super--man 

And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy 

Kryptonite: The Green Chronic 

'Cause I ain't got no legs! 

Or no brain, nice to meet you 

Hi, my name is... 

I forgot my name! 

My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame 

My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is... 

Rain Man 

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Now in the Bible it says 

Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, 

Have homosexual sex 

Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in 

Then, of course, it's intercourse 

And it's bi-sexual sex 

Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions 

Either before, during or after performing the act of that which 

Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases 

That are more used by today's kids 

In a more derogatory way but 

Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say? 

Let's ask Dr. Dre 

Dr. Dre? (What up?) 

I gotta question if I may? (Yeah) 

Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah) 

And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah) 

But, up I ain't done yet 

In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt 

While he reaches in another grown man's ass 

Grabs on his nuts but just what if 

It was never meant it was just an accident 

But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in 

His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it 

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit 

And I don't mean to go in into any more details but 

What if he pictured it as a females butt? 

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up 

'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because... 

You find me offensive, I find you offensive 

Shit, this is the same verse I just did this 

When am I gonna come to my good senses? 

Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses 

My spider sense is telling me Spiderman is nearby 

And my plan is to get him next 

And open up a whip-ass canister 

Goddamn it Dre where's the god damn beat? (Yeah) 

Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it 

This is the only thing that I'm good at 

I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic 

Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it 

I got it, high five Nick Lachey 

Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away 

And as she flew around the room like a balloon 

I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna 

Out the trash can and zoom 

I headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch 

With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich 

And I ain't even gotta make no god damn sense 

I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit 

Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAA AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH 

Yo, Rain Man 

Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and 

Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million 

Nine hundred and seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three 

And seventy (Yeah)