Big Weenie Lyrics - Encore - Eminem

I don't understand 

Why are you being so mean? 

You're a mean, mean man 

You're just jealous of me 

'Cause you, you just can't do what I do 

So instead of just admitting it 

You walk around and say 

All kinds of really mean things 

About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie 

But it's only 'cause you're 

Just really jealous of me 

'Cause I'm what you want to be 

So you just look like an idiot 

When you say these mean things 

'Cause it's too easy to see 

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You're really just a big weenie, big weenie 

Alright, listen, I need you to focus 

I need you to go dig deep in your mind; this is important 

We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts 

I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment 

Now, I need you to open your mind; your eyes, close them 

You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis 

For the next four and a half minutes 

We are going to explore into your mind 

To find out why you're so fucking jealous 

Now, why did they make Yoo-hoo? 

Hippity ga-ga boo-boo 

Psych, I'm kidding 

I just wanted to see if you're still listenin' 

Okay, now I need your undivided attention 

Sir, I have a question 

Why do I always sense this undeniable tension? 

From the moment that I enter into the room 

It gets all quiet and whispers 

Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned? 

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I've been dying to ask; it's been itchin' at me 

Is it just because 

You're just jealous of me 

'Cause you, you just can't do what I do 

So instead of just admitting it 

You walk around and say 

All kinds of really mean things 

About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie 

But it's only 'cause you're 

Just really jealous of me 

'Cause I'm what you want to be 

So you just look like an idiot 

When you say these mean things 

'Cause it's too easy to see 

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie 

Alright, now I, I just flubbed a line 

I was going to say something extremely important 

But I forgot who or what it was; I fucked up 

Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot; no, I didn't 

That's just what you wanted to hear from me 

Is that I fucked up, ain't it? 

But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper 

It doesn't take a bunch of takes 

Or me to stand here in this booth all day 

For me to say the truth, okay? 

You're droolin', you have tooth decay 

Your mouth is open, you're disgusting 

What the fuck d'you eat for lunch 

A bunch of sweets or something, what? 

You munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch? 

Your tooth is rotten to the gum 

Your breath stinks; wanna chew some gum? 

"Yes I do, sir; what am I on?" 

You, sir, are on truth serum 

"Marshall, I'm so jealous of you" 

"Please say you won't tell nobody" 

"I'd be so embarrassed; I'm just absolutely terrified" 

"That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying" 

"All these terrible, evil, and awful mean things" 

"It's my own insecurity" 

You're just jealous of me 

'Cause you, you just can't do what I do 

So instead of just admitting it 

You walk around and say 

All kinds of really mean things 

About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie 

But it's only 'cause you're 

Just really jealous of me 

'Cause I'm what you want to be 

So you just look like an idiot 

When you say these mean things 

'Cause it's too easy to see 

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie 

Alright, now, we, we're going to conduct 

That experiment that we were talking about earlier 

Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy 

'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like; want to check to see? 

Here's a mirror; notice the resemblance here? 

Wait, let me put these sunglasses on 

Now look in this mirror; how about now? 

What do you have in common? 

You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em 

You look like I sound like, singing about weenies 

Now take my weenie out of your mouth 

This is between me and you; I know you're not happy 

I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying 

Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying 

There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is 

Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges 

Why're you even doing this to yourself? It's pointless 

Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous 

My point is this: 

That if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink 

Now I forgot what the is, you're just a... 

You're just jealous of me 

'Cause you, you just can't do what I do 

So instead of just admitting it 

You walk around and say 

All kinds of really mean things 

About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie 

But it's only 'cause you're 

Just really jealous of me 

'Cause I'm what you want to be 

So you just look like an idiot 

When you say these mean things 

'Cause it's too easy to see 

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie 

Get the fuck off my dick