Any Man Lyrics - Infinite - Eminem

Hi! 

Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your face 

Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase 

I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check to smell it 

Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling 

with a capital, somebody grab me a Snapple 

I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple 

Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure 

that my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her 

I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months 

and said, "I'm ready now bitch - ain't you feelin these kicks cunt?" 

The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell 

I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell 

I'm sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs 

and I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns 

I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach 

and vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it 

(Yuck!) Hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet 

If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til you numb it 

And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it 

Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I don't feel it 

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Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 

for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 

is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha? 

Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi! 

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 

for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 

is fuckin crazy -- do you hear me? 

Is fuckin crazy 

I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin 

I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym 

I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias 

to save me with in case I get chased by space aliens 

A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium 

than a maniac Saudi Arabian 

A highly combustible head, spazmatic 

strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed 

Laid up in the hospital in critical condition 

I flatlined; jumped up and ran from the mortician 

High speed, IV full of thai weed 

Lookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese 

twins, joined at the groin like lesbians 

Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins 

I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends 

on if I keep on killin my girlfriends 

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Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 

for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 

is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha? 

Is fuckin crazy -- listen! 

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan 

for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin 

is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? 

Is fuckin crazy 

Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust 

and got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed 

(Shucks!) I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say 

I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play 

I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day 

of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be (RRARRRRH) 

Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spin 

Medicine'll get me revvin like a 747 jet engine 

Scratched my balls til I shredded skin 

"Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been" 

"It's probably AIDS!" Forget it then 

I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows 

that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos 

So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats 

and pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus 

Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get weeded 

My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it 

Damn!