I'll Shit On You Lyrics - Singles - Eminem & D12

I'll shit on you, da da da da 

I'll shit on you, da da da da 

I'll shit on you, da da da da 

I'll shit on you, da da da da 

I'll shit on you, I will shit 

I'll shit on you, girl you know 

I'll shit on you, bitch or man 

I'll shit on you, I will shit 

I remain fatter than gluttony 

Tapin' bombs to the back of record companies 

Blow em up if they ain't want me 

The national guard, they scared to hunt me 

I love beef, I got you hoes duckin' me 

A drug thief, bitch I'll take your marijuana 

These slugs with keep yo ass away from my corner 

I drown niggas in hundred-degree saunas 

You can act a fool if you wanna 

(Bitch) 

It's this lyrical piranha 

Strapped with a grenade 

In the pool with your mama 

Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom 

Twist nothin up like a condom 

Slap it if u muthafuckas got a problem 

When I see 'em, you hoes endin' up in a fuckin' mausoleum 

Or hidden in the trunk of a black and gold BM 

Pull in the garage while u screamin' 

Keep the motor on then I'm leavin' 

I'll shit on you 

I will shit on you I don't care who you are 

I'll shit on you 

I don't give a fuck about you or your car 

Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch 

Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family 

I'll shit on you 

I'm a alcoholic with the fuckin' toilet 

Pass the hot dogs 

(Bizarre aren't you Islamic) 

Bitch shut your fuckin' mouth 

I'ma keep eatin' till Richard Simmons comes to my house 

With a chainsaw to cut me out 

I'll fuck your wife, I had sex since I met her 

I'm too busy fuckin' your 12 year old baby-sitter 

And all women ain't shit 

Only good for cookin', cleanin, and suckin dick and that's it 

I was responsible for killin John Candy 

I got JonBenet Ramsey in my '98 Camry 

I don't give a fuck who you are 

I'll shit on anybody truly yours the idiotic Bizarre 

My adolescent years weren't shit till what I do now 

I never grew up I was born grown and grew down 

The older I get the dumber the shit I get in 

The more ignorant the incident is I fit in 

Ignorin' the shit how boring it gets when there's no one to hit 

I don't know when to quit throwin' a fit 

I know I'm a bit flaky but they make me 

Its they who raised me and say the can take me 

It's they who legs I brake and make achy 

It's they who mistake me and make me so angry 

I'll shit on you, I'll spit on you 

Start pissin' then do the opposite on you 

You weren't listenin', I said, I'll cop a squat on you and 

Start spillin' my guts like chicken cordon bleu 

And straight shit like Notorious BIG did to that bitch 

On his skit on his last album pull my pants down 

I will shit on you I don't care who you are 

I'll shit on you 

I don't give a fuck about you or your car 

Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch 

Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family 

I'll shit on you 

Is Richard Pryor still alive 

If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin' 

Born brainless, this steel ain't stainless 

Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang it 

Bitch brang it these niggas that I hang wit 

Will hang u up naked by your ankles danglin' 

My needa stays stranglin', I don't need your help 

If you gon' give me the pussy, I'll unloosen my belt 

I'll punch your daddy not, your moms kinda cock 

Your sister tends court, your aunt supply her rocks 

Buck 50 cross yo neck, floss yo tek 

I'll beat you wit it across yo chest 

It's only right I jack your car keys and run 

Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns 

For fun, when I'm drunk 

I'll run a truck through the weed house 

Jump out and beat your peeps down worst than Steve Stout 

Put you in chokeholds I learned last week 

From the police man who caught me stealing weed from his jeep 

I see hoes bitin', y'all don't wanna brawl 

That's like D-Bo fightin' Peabo Bryson 

So what you hollering and yelling about 

I'll reach in your mouth and pull your fuckin skeleton out 

Niggas get hit wit a two piece 'Bling Bling' 

With a poisonous sting, I'm such a violent thing 

I will shit on you I don't care who you are 

I'll shit on you 

I don't give a fuck about you or your car 

Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch 

Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family 

I'll shit on you 

Once I get on 2 hits of X 

My disk slips and disconnects 

Till I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck 

But still shit on the first bitch who disrespects 

Over reaction is my only reaction 

Which only sets off a chain reaction 

And puts 5 more zainiac than maniacs in action 

A rat pack in black jackets who pack 10 

9 millimeters, 5 criminals pullin' heaters 

And spillin' liters of blood like swimmin' pools 

Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too 

A lotta people say misogynistic which is true 

I can't deny it matter of fact I stand by it 

So please stand by it before we start up a damn riot 

If u don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet 

Boy girl dog woman man child 

I'll Shit on you 

I will shit on you I don't care who you are 

I'll shit on you 

I don't give a fuck about you or your car 

I'll shit on you 

Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry, and fuck your watch 

I'll shit on you 

I will fuck you wife if you fuck with me 

I'll shit on you 

You heard me, bitch 

I'll shit on you 

D-12 will shit on you 

I'll shit on you 

Your life, your wife, your kids, your car 

I'll shit on you 

Your house, your spouse, your rings, your things 

I'll shit on you 

I'll shit on you 

I'll shit on you 

I'll shit on you