Wonkavator Lyrics - Emilio Rojas

[Intro] 

[Willy Wonka:] It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways... 

[Charlie Bucket:] And frontways? 

[W:] ...and squareways, and front ways, and any other ways that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Go ahead, Charlie 

[C:] Me? 

[W:] Here it goes! Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen 

Faster, faster... faster, faster... 

[Hook x2] 

(sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) 

(sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) 

(sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) 

(sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) 

In-in my wonkavator, in-in-in my wonkavator 

Damn, why you gotta be so bad? 

Yeah, I know just what she gon' ask: 

Vizzy 

how many ways can we go? 

Up, up, down, down, left, right, cheat code 

Never know where I landed 

If it was Neptune, I didn't plan it 

Man, I guess it's ambidextrous 

Cause I dealt with what I got handed 

I didn't care cause I wanted it all 

Never sold base but I wanted to ball 

And I just wanted it (Faster, faster...) 

So I chased it (Faster, faster...) 

I brought a little trap in all of these nerds 

Put a little black in all of these 'burbs 

Green backpacks on all of these backs 

Cause all of my raps is kind of absurd, word? 

bars, no prison 

Coming off the lot with a car, no ribbon 

Pin-up models is all I'm pinning 

L7 niggas, aren't we winning? 

Prove that I aren't, and I'll move to the part 

Of the city where niggas who lose go 

I don't lose, though 

Catch a dub like Nick, get an A on the track, I'm fool's gold 

Got new clothes to be dressed in 

New girls in my section 

Ask where I'm going, I never am knowing 

I'm going in all directions, like... 

[Steve Butabi:] And I was like, Emilio! 

Wait-wait-wait, hold the share 

How the coldest spare get a hold of the only 

golden ticket 

In the middle of a city where they hold and stick you 

And the hoes only pose and they going for pictures 

Flash, flash, with the kodak 

Yeah, clap clap from the po' gat 

Now, if you don't duck then it go black 

Everybody 'round hear the sound, they get low fast 

the scene wilder than Gene Wilder 

Like Johnny Depp, they gon' ruin it 

And them females, they ain't even fly 

But they want it all, like that Veruca bitch 

And I'm moving in for the kill 

My ex is loving me still 

I don't fuck with it, cause there's other fish 

That don't swim with blood in they gills 

And I got women that are stronger than it feels 

They pop birth control and they vitamins 

And then Plan B like they vicodins 

And them mollies just cause they like the shit 

see the candy man 

For the percocet and that ativan 

They at rock bottom, dropping top dollar 

For the gobstoppers that'll have to last 

And I have to laugh 

When I'm looking at a motherfucker that I know I used to go to school with 

And they acting like we best friends and I never been cool and I never even knew him 

They mad, they picking out ties 

That'll never even have to tie my own loops in 

And I'm 'bout to hit the top floor, looking down 

On y'all, that's what my view is 

(sounds of TV static) 

[Peter Gibbons:] What would you do if you had a million dollars? 

[Lawrence:] I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man 

(sounds of TV static) 

[Michelle Tanner:] You got it, dude 

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