Where's My Beer? Lyrics - Singles - Emerick Scotty

You ain't over there at your sister's. 

You ain't on my telephone line. 

You ain't nowhere around and I just found out, 

You ain't the only thing that's hard to find. 

Where's my beer? Oh dear. 

I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here, 

But it's not there, 

And things don't just disappear right into thin air, 

Like you: you're off somewhere and you just don't care. 

Where's my beer? 

I guess you wasn't just whistlin' Dixie, 

When you said we were over this time. 

And you just had to go, now wouldn't you know? 

Not only have I lost my mind, 

But where's my beer? Oh dear. 

I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here, 

But it's not there, 

And things don't just disappear right into thin air, 

Like you: you're off somewhere and you just don't care. 

Where's my beer? 

Oh Lord. 

Instrumental Break. 

Where's my beer? Oh dear. 

I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here, 

But it's not there, 

And things don't just disappear right into thin air, 

Like you: you're off somewhere, out on the tear. 

You just don't care. 

Girl, I swear, it just ain't fair, 

There was one right there, 

But where's my beer?