Nacho Mama Lyrics - Ely Joe

The doors flew back and in they came 

A tough bunch of cowboys, thirsty 

They said to the waitress, "Honey what's your name?" 

"And Mama, won'cha bring us whiskey?" 

The waitress froze dead in her tracks 

Her eyes rolled in her head 

No one took a single breath 

When she turned to them and said... 

She said, "I'm Na'cho Mama !" 

"Na'cho Mama !" 

"I'm Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world! 

"I'm Na'cho Mama !" 

The wild bunch rode on down the line 

To some cafe on the Pedernales 

They said to the waitress, "Honey, you're lookin' fine," 

"And Mama, won'cha bring us tamales?" 

The waitress raised her fly swatter high 

Her new tattoo did show 

It was Napoleon with a big black eye 

She was lettin' every body know... 

She said, "I'm Na'cho Mama !" 

"Na'cho Mama !" 

"I'm Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world! 

"I'm Na'cho Mama !" 

The cowboys rode for twenty miles 

Sidesaddle to their saddlebags 

They crossed their legs and laughed all night 

You see, the wild bunch was in drag... 

They sang, "I'm Na'cho Mama !" 

"Na'cho Mama !" 

"I'm Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world! 

"I'm Na'cho Mama !" 

Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world! 

"I'm Na'cho Mama !" 

"I'm Na'cho Mama !" 

"I'm Na'cho Mama !"