Less Than Zero Lyrics - My Aim Is True - Elvis Costello

calling mister oswald with the swastika tatoo 

there is a vacancy waiting in the English voodoo 

varving 'v' for vandal on the guilty boy's head 

when he's had enough maybe you can take him to bed 

to teach him he's alive 'fore he wishes he was dead 

turn up the TV no one listening will suspect 

even your mother won't detect it 

so your father won't know 

they think that i've got no respect 

but everything means less than zero 

hey 

oooh hey 

hey 

oooh hey 

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oswald and his sister are doing it again 

they've got the finest home movies that you have ever seen 

they've got a thousand variations: every service with a smile 

they're gonna take a little break and they'll be back after a while 

well I hear that South America is coming into style 

turn up the TV no one listening will suspect 

even your mother won't detect it 

so your father won't know 

they think that i've got no respect 

but everything means less than zero 

hey 

oooh hey 

hey 

oooh hey 

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a pistol was still smokin', a man lay on the floor 

mister oswald said he had an understanding with the law 

he said he'd hear about a couple in the USA 

he said they'd traded their baby for a chevrolet 

let's talk about the future now we've put the past away 

turn up the TV no one listening will suspect 

even your mother won't detect it 

so your father won't know 

they think that i've got no respect 

but everything means less than zero 

hey 

oooh hey 

hey 

oooh hey