Honey, Are You Straight Lyrics - Elvis Costello

Who do you see when you turn your eyes down? 

Who do you see when I'm not seeing you? 

The news is out all over town and all these girls 

Are taking turns at being you 

[Chorus:] 

Well, well, well 

You'd better make up your mind 

Honey, are you straight or are you blind? 

She's coming in between us you know that she is 

I'm not holding on to her but one of us is 

My hands are in my pocket, my face is in a book 

She could walk 'round naked and I wouldn't sneak a look 

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[Chorus] 

Honey are you straight or are you blind? 

She walked in and your eyes flew out the door 

You squeezed my hand 'til the circulation ceases 

She's just a doll like so many more 

She's the kind of doll that you'd like to pull to pieces 

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[Chorus] 

Well, well, well 

You'd better make up your mind 

Honey are you straight or are you blind?