Medley (yell Help, Wednesday Night, Ugly) Lyrics - Rock Of The Westies - Elton John

Yell help, too many cooks and a bird in the bush, yell help 

Yell help, if your mirror busts and your cat gets cussed, yell help 

'Cause down the road you find someone else who's looking 

Down the road you find another sweet lady cooking 

So I gotta yell help 

Yell help, some shelter from the storm like the travel agent warned 

Yell help, if you can help your superstitions they gonna keep you warm 

'Cause down the road you find someone else who's looking 

Down the road you seen another sweet lady cooking 

So I gotta yell help 

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I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night 

I wish it wasn't the thirteenth of July, yell help 

And you're looking at the guy whose eyes can't deny 

That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight 

Well I met this woman down in New Orleans 

Lord she built just like a dream 

Even wore stockings that had seams 

And she was ugly 

Now hell I don't mind women of her kind 

I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's ugly 

She built like a steamroller 

Just the kind to mow you over anytime 

Hey the moment might arrive 

On bourbon street 

Well the ugliest woman you'll ever meet 

But she's mine all mine and she's ugly 

So I better yell help