Ho! Ho! Ho! (who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) Lyrics - Elton John

Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand 

Oh I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand 

I keep hearing noises from my fireplace 

I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race 

And I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who's here 

Your fat and jolly friend draws near 

Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise 

The bearded weirdy's just arrived 

Ho ho ho, guess who's here 

Your fat and jolly friend draws near 

Ho ho ho, surprise surprise 

The bearded wierdy's just arrived 

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On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head 

My vision's blurred with colour, and all he sees is red 

There's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue 

And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room