Pu-leeze! Mr. Hemingway! Lyrics - Elsie Carlisle

You'll find that I'm the sort 

That likes a little sport 

But there's a limit nevertheless 

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There's something in your eye 

That seems to warn me 

I had better beware of your finesse 

I can understand 

When you hold my hand 

That it's love finding a way 

I don't mind you acting thrilly 

But when you start acting silly 

Pu-Leeze! Mister Hemingway! 

It's so plain to see 

You appeal to me 

When you're near, my heart must obey 

You're so sweet and so delicious 

But when you get too ambitious 

Pu-Leeze! Mister Hemingway! 

I love affection 

But we're all alone 

And there's one objection: 

If we only had a chaperone! 

I don't mind the park 

When it's nice and dark 

'Neath the moonlight I love to stay 

I adore you when you're gentle 

But when you get sentimental 

Pu-Leeze! Mister Hemingway! 

I love a brave man 

With big he-man stuff 

But not a caveman 

So remember not to play too rough! 

Being kissable 

Is permissable 

When you steal a kiss, it's okay 

And I don't mind your osculation 

But my dear, my operation 

Oh Pu-Leeze! Mister Hemingway! 

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