Wtf Lyrics - Conversational Lus - Elle Varner

I was asleep when I heard the alarm 

So I ran downstairs to see what's going on 

Opened my door to unpleasantly find 

Somebody really just broke in my ride 

What the f**k? What the f**k? 

(They stole my XM radio) 

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! 

(And I had gone wrong) 

What the f**k? What the f**k? 

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! 

So I called my boyfriend but he did not pick up (call me back) 

He never misses my car so I stopped by 

and when I walked in (hello?), could not comprehend (Pree?) 

Found him in bed with (what the?) the mail maaan 

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What the f**k? What the f**k? 

(Aw Godd! Oh helll naw!) 

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! 

(What the f**k now?) 

What the f**k? (Wow!) What the f**k? 

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! 

I decided to walk home and blow off some steam 

I know its late but I needed to breath 

Just when I thought that it could not get worse 

This fool runs up on me like "Hey gimme your purse!" 

What the f**k? What the f**k? 

(Said: "You got to be f****n kidding me!") 

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! 

(He said: "Actualy I'm not") 

What the f**k? What the f**k? 

(Ain't you ever been robbed?) 

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! 

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Not quite, this just ain't right 

If you knew what I've been through tonight 

To begin, I just found my man and another man, 

If you understand. He said: "Well I be damned" 

What the f**k? What the f**k? 

(Baby it's too bad) 

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! 

(Either way I'm still taking your bag) 

What the f**k? What the f**k? 

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! 

(But he didn't know where I keep my cash) 

What the f**k? What the f**k? 

(And my phone is in my jacket pocket) 

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! 

(And I never put my cards back in my wallet) 

What the f**k? What the f**k? 

(So I hope you had a lot of fun with that raggedy bag) 

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! 

(And all the lips gloss in it) 

For the first time of the night I was grinning 

He thought he got me but he didn't 

But that was of course 

Before 

I realized my keys were in the bag 

Hahahaha!