Two Little Men In A Flying Saucer Lyrics - Ella Fitzgerald

Two little men in a flying saucer flew down to Earth one day 

Looked to left and right of it, couldn't stand the sight of it and said let's fly away 

They took a look at a Western movie, somebody heard them say 

If a horse can be a star, think how dumb the people are 

We'd better fly away 

Then they shook their little green antennas, scratched their purple hair 

Said this planet is an awful menace, let's go back to where we came from 

Two little men in a flying saucer just didn't care to stay 

Said it's too peculiar here, headed for the stratosphere and quickly flew away 

Now they took a left in Ebbets Field in Brooklyn when the Dodgers played a baseball game 

Heard all the screaming, said we must be dreaming 'cause this planet is insane 

During intermission, heard a politician making speeches as they traveled by 

But they departed faster than they started 'cause the holler blew them sky high 

Two little men in a flying saucer flew down to Earth one day 

Listened to a radio, saw a television show and said let's fly away 

They got their fill of commercial jingles and they were heard to say 

All the people seem to be living in a nursery we'd better fly away 

Traveled all around and once they'd seen us said let's head for space 

We were better off on Mars and Venus, goodness what a place to live in 

Two little men in a flying saucer just didn't care to stay 

Crossed a crowded thoroughfare, saw the hats the women wear and quickly flew away 

And quickly flew away 

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