Evil Genius Lyrics - Adventures In Eville - Eleventy Seven

Out in the hallway 

I said hello 

The dance is this friday, 

Do you wanna go? 

Probably not, she promptly replied. 

But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy. 

Yeah I should've known 

I'd end up at home 

Watching my starwars box trilogy. 

But here is the truth, 

If she only knew 

That I've got a secret she'd never believe 

Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius 

With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland. 

And she'll never know that 

We can take over the world 

With cyborg robot squirrels. 

Down in the basement 

I wish she could see 

The monkeys I've altered, Genetically. 

And all of my plans to make a home on the moon. 

Its not quite completed 

But it's coming soon. 

When I fall asleep 

All I do is dream 

Of candle lit dates in the laboratory. 

And when I'm awake, its hard to concentrate 

On the assembly of my robot army 

Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius 

With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland. 

And she'll never know that 

We can take over the world 

With cyborg robot squirrels. 

I worked up the nerve 

To go to the dance 

Theres no reason I couldnt give it a chance 

I walked through the door 

And what should I see 

But it was kelly starring back at me 

And she said 

I've always wanted to be a mad professor 

With a bottle nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester 

If thats the kind of thing your into 

I'm your girl. 

'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius 

With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland 

And now that I've found you 

We can take over the world 

With cyborg robot squirrels. 

With cyborg robot squirrels.