Conan Lyrics - Eleventy Seven

I think I'm about to go off 

Max Weinberg kicks the show off 

Wit, charm and a devious smile 

We're gonna be here for a while tonight 

He is the only guy we turn to 

For our celebrity interviews 

Red hair that's never going anywhere 

All I can do is sit and stare 

Don't bother me cause I don't care tonight 

Oh, Conan can't you see 

You're the one for me? 

Conan, don't you know 

You're my late night TV hero? 

I wish and hope and pray he might 

Let me be a guest on the show tonight 

Talking about anything and everything 

Oh, golly how I want to be 

A part of his hilarity tonight 

Oh, Conan can't you see 

You're the one for me? 

Conan, don't you know 

You're my late night TV hero? 

And I don't mean to sound like a jerk 

But you're the only show that still redeems your network 

Oh, Conan can't you see 

You're the one for me? 

Conan, don't you know 

You're my late night TV hero? 

Oh, Conan can't you see 

We were meant to be? 

Conan, don't you know 

You will always be my hero?