Turkeys Lyrics - Singles - Electro Hippies

If I was a turkey, with my priorities straight, 

I'd peck out his eyes and shred up his face, 

he wouldn't turn me into a crispy crumb steaks, 

mixed up with sawdust and shit from my crate. 

But I'm not a turkey and you make me sick, 

I might only speak softly, but I carry a big stick, 

and a can full of petrol to set you alight, 

a 12stone Bernie-Burger, that bootiful alright! 

I wrote you a letter, but you didn't reply, 

was that cos, I asked you to fuck off and die? 

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