Wanker Lyrics - Singles - El Peyote Asesino

I've got no walking rimes 

I ain't fucking mike-d 

I got no CD 

you know got no flying v 

foolin' around with a cheesy strat 

yeah!!! 

ain't no big muff 

got no pro co rat 

I got my chickenhead 

cranked up to twelve 

I want a twanky sound 

asian 

born and bred 

I don't have a fax 

I just use the wax 

I don't play heavy metal but i love Antrax 

I ain't faking Hendrix 

got no little wing 

I can make you burn 

but I can't make you Sting 

got peyote dreams in the night yeah!!! 

I can't find no doctor 

set me right 

I don't say bullshit 

don't give me no free line 

I got no proper stuff I got no shoeshine 

I like a band named Rollins 

I hate Phil Collins 

I don't give a fuck if the Stones are Rolling 

This is the stuff 

the facts 

let's make an act 

break through your level 

don't play the rebel 

You know I ain't no wanker 

I got to resist 

I get a regular dose 

from your waiting list 

you know I ain't no saint 

no damn funky monk 

take me home honey I'm a 

monkey bonk 

give you a little ring 

with myjum-jum thing 

talk me on the phone 

get on the zone 

I never said nigga 

don't make it bigger 

I'm just like you 

so why pull the trigger?