Fashion Awards Lyrics - Shootenanny - Eels

Let's go down to the fashion show 

With all the pretty people that you don't know 

We'll sit down in the velvet chairs 

They'll hand awards out for best hair 

And if we don't win one, well, then 

We'll blow off our heads in despair 

We'll blow off our heads in despair 

I smell magic in the room 

Flashing lights and sonic booms 

Lovely saps all without a care 

Nobody said that the world was fair 

And if they did say so, well, then 

We'll blow off our heads in despair 

We'll blow off our heads in despair 

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Let's go down to the fashion show 

With all the pretty people and piles of blow 

We'll sit down in the velvet chairs 

And hang on tight to our bus fare 

And if it falls between the seats 

We'll blow off our heads in despair 

We'll blow off our heads in despair 

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