I Wanna Be Edward Cullen Lyrics - Edward Cullen

In Twilight, this guy I know 

The palest skin you ever saw 

All the girls still want him though 

And now you know, I wanna be like Edward Cullen 

I wanna be Edward Cullen 

Wish I could be Edward Cullen 

Wish I could be Cul-len 

Wish that I could get all the girls, yo 

Didnt have to breathe, didnt have to eat food 

And of course I want to read everybodys thoughts 

I wanna sparkle in the light, and drive a Volvo 

And honestly I wanna play the Piano 

Although it would suck to never turn 18 

Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me 

I wanna say that Dracula is my homie 

Be a Vegetarian even though I eat meat 

Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy 

Thats such an awesome name, theyll all be jealous of me 

[Chorus] 

Wish I could be in, Dr. Cullens 

Family and the Olympic Coven 

Then Edward can, be my brethren 

And he can tell me how to be more like him 

Jasper and Emmett are so cool also 

And Alice is like Katy Perry Hot N Cold 

Dont wanna be near Rosalie, though 

Cause I have a thing about being around a-holes 

Id run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please 

Its obvious she would much rather be with me 

And if he says no, then Ill have to agree 

Cause honestly, he could beat the crap outta me 

[Chorus] 

Walkin, walkin, walkins dumb 

Wish I could do the Edward run 

Then I would be real quick too 

And I could get home in time for Scooby Doo 

If I was Edward, I would be 

1,000,000 times hotter then he could ever be 

And James would be afraid of me 

I would live happily 

If I could read peoples thoughts 

I wanna have Edwards life 

I wanna graduate a thousand times 

[Chorus] 

Cullen~