Trinidad Lyrics - Edguy

"Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know" 

"Hello Girls!" 

"Hello Tobi you hot little machine!" 

I'm a sight for sore eyes 

Oh, if your eyes would only see 

I've been born on tiptoe 

Still you looked 

Like a lighthouse next to me 

You pet named me Napoleon 

I was proud 

Til I got the reason why 

Never aimed for confrontation 

You've been sleeping 

When I kissed your ass goodbye 

Oh, while you read this letter 

I'd just gone to eat out 

By the way 

My what a sunshine in Trinidad 

Hope you're okay light years away 

My what a heat wave in Trinidad 

Hope you don't mind if I stay 

Pitcher goes too often to the well 

And now the Pitcher's gone insane 

Gotta run away 

Boiling over, getting hell 

And found the answer on a plane 

Oh, I've been pissing off 

Before you might 

Could have pissed me off 

I hope you're fine, yeah 

My what a sunshine in Trinidad 

Mind if you stay? I do okay! 

My what a heat wave in Trinidad 

Sunburnt a night flight away 

"Honey you're looking good so far away from me 

The weather is great, the beach is great, the food is great 

Everything is great and you're so far away, I love you honey 

Greetings from Trinidad, hey!" 

My what a sunshine in Trinidad 

Mind if you stay? I do okay! 

My what a heat wave in Trinidad 

Sunburnt a night flight away 

"Back and home in Germany I was a famous porn star"