Lavatory Love Machine Lyrics - Edguy

Oh if only Brazil was not so far 

far away I Would swim or walk or ride 

But never ever fly 

But all the noise of the maniacs there 

The sweat on my face it's worth to bear 

But I don't wanna bounce and die 

But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress 

I close my eyes, I know what I would go for 

Stewardess before the crash 

Lavatory Love Machine 

No fear can quell my steam 

Lavatory Love Machine 

No cabin fire burn my dream 

I am at your disposal 

I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide 

Wheeling junk along the aisle 

Keep your seat belf fastened 

You're whipping with an iron voice 

You command 

Uh mistress I am in your hands 

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat 

I realise the domina feels the same 

And I reply: What about your pie? 

Lavatory Love Machine... 

Lavatory Love Machine 

No broken wings to stop me stream 

Lavatory Love Machine 

Honey dou you like the way I CRY? 

Now if I gotta die 

I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash 

Let them know I've been alive 

Till I made my final splash 

Lavatory Love Machine... 

Don't hear the scary noises 

From the turbine when you scream