Then She's A Lover Lyrics - Eddy Arnold

She comes in about six o'clock trippin' over toys and pickin' up socks 

And you think her day had been a ton of trouble 

She's been doing important things with tradin' stamps and turnip greens 

And have I noticed how the price of soap has doubled 

She's as normal as she can be and she never misses Jeapardy 

And I think that she'd elope with Dick VanDyke 

And when the kids have all been fed and when I lay me down to bed 

She gives me my time of the night 

Then she's a lover she comes to my side 

Right around midnight after her day's been so confused 

That's why I love her and that's why I do right 

And if there's a reason God gave me a feeling baby it's you 

She hates tangerines she loves the rain volunteers me for everything 

And the bank has never been right in her life 

She thinks my Uncle Bill's a sap and she's taught me words like over draft 

And the only number she remembers is her shoe size 

She had words with a guy next door and almost started a neighborhood war 

Cause he said something smart to our son Bob 

And therefore I had to invite him in and apologize and convince him 

That she really didn't mean he was a big fat slob 

She's as normal as she can be...