So Round So Firm So Fully Packed Lyrics - Eddy Arnold

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal 

So complete from front to back that's my pal 

Toasted by the sun and I'm a son of a gun 

If She don't make my five o'clock shadow come around at one 

You can bet your boots I'd walk a mile through the snow 

Just to see her tooth paste (face) smile they mentioned on the radio 

If you don't think she's lot of fun just ask the man who owns one 

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal 

[ steel - guitar ] 

So round so firm so fully packed boy she's for me 

She's just like a money back guarantee 

Like a barfly goes for drink like the bobbysocks go for Frank 

And just like Jesse James he go for money in the bank 

From a head to foot she's a perfect size she's a whiz 

But she wears a forty-five gun that is 

She's got the look that's so impressin' she's got the pause that's so refreshin 

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal