Hundred Dollar Lady Lyrics - Ed Bruce

THEY CALL HER A HUNDRED DOLLAR LADY 

I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT SHES WORTH 

BUT EVER SINCE SHE WALKED 

INTO THIS HONKY TONK 

IVE COUNTED ALL MY MONEY WANTIN HER 

TWO FIVES, THREE ONES, AND TWO QUARTERS 

AND THIS COLD GLASS OF BEER I JUST PAID FOR 

AND I COULD PAY THE REST FIRST THING MONDAY 

AH, HONEY HAVE MERCY ON A POOR BOY, 

BUT SHE SAID: 

(BRIDGE) 

NO DOWN PAYMENTS, NO CHECKS OR CREDIT CARDS 

IM SORRY BUT BUSINESS IS BUSINESS 

IM A WORKIN GIRL AND YOU KNOW TIMES ARE HARD 

BUT HONEY IM OFF ON WEDNESDAYS 

WELL I BOUGHT A FEW ROUNDS 

AND SHE TOOK WHISKEY 

GUSTO ON TAP AINT GOOD ENOUGH 

SHE WAS WEARIN HIGH HEELED BOOTS 

AND TIGHT FITTIN TWO PIECE LEVIS 

SO MANHATTANS MORE HER KIND OF STUFF 

THREE ONES, TWO DIMES, FOUR NICKLES 

ILL GO WITHOUT LUNCH AND SMOKES TOMORROW 

BUT SHE SAID NO AGAIN TO MY QUESTION 

SHE LIKES ME BUT SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS SORRY 

SHE STILL SAID: 

HUNDRED DOLLAR LADY 

(REPEAT BRIDGE)