Earl Lyrics - Singles - Earl Sweatshirt

Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashing while 

Jacking off to buffering vids of Asher Roth eating apple sauce 

Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws 

And knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off 

Twisted sicker than mad cattle, in fact I'm off 

Six different liquors with a Prince wig plastered on 

Stop screamin', bitch: you shouldn't be that alarmed 

When Big Lips is in the Attic Arms with an addict's arm 

Earl puts the "ass" in "assassin" 

Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic 

Puts them in a pan and mixes it up with scat 

Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish 

It so happens that I'm so haphazardous 

I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and fuckin' cast the shit 

I'm askin' that you faggot rap actors take action 

And get a hall pass for this class-act shit 

How the fuck I fit an axe in a satchel? 

Slip capsules in a glass, you dizzy rascal 

Party staff baffled, askin' where her ass go 

In my room, redefinin' the meanin' of black holes 

Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bust 

And butts to fuck and ups to shut and sluts to fuckin' uppercut 

It's OF buttercup, go ahead, fuck with us 

Without a doubt, a sure-fire way to get your mother fucked 

Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt 

Play a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for lunch 

As well as supper; then I'll rummage through her ruptured cunt 

Found the mustard, fuckin' nosey neighbors notice somethings up 

"What you doin'?" Nothin' much, squish out some other stuff 

Got to fucking bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us 

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Cotton soft pussy them Odd niggas is Molotov 

Cocktails, fuckin' toss one in your apartment dog 

Wolf Gang we ain't barkin', nah 

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Put in a carpet and watch it get auctioned off 

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