Drinkin' Up Christmas Lyrics - Dwarves

Went out to a Christmas party 

Had a fifth of coke-bacardi 

Saw a Santa Claus in red 

With an aching head. 

But he wasn't very merry 

In fact he was kinda scary 

Ho-ho-hell 

Was all he said 

He took a drink 

And then another two 

Beneath the sink 

I've seen him turning blue 

And in the wake 

He thought the chimney had the flu 

Screaming like a drunken Ebeneezer Scrooge 

I'm drinking up Christmas! 

Cause I got no job, I'm a Lazy Slob yeah 

I'm Drinking' up Christmas! 

Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them 

A Holiday hero 

yeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-O 

I'm drinking up Christmas! 

Tonight, alright! 

He's making a list And checking 

The kids that he feels like wrecking 

As he stumbles through the night 

All pink and white 

And it was just get going 

But then when the buh's start blowing 

Challenged Frosty to a fight 

He said come on 

I got a gift for you 

So bring it on! 

I'll make you black and blue 

A little song 

I think that Santa Claus is through 

And he got a nose as red as you know who 

I'm drinking up Christmas! 

Cause I got no job, I'm a Lazy Slob yeah 

I'm Drinking' up Christmas! 

Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them 

A Holiday hero 

yeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-O 

I'm drinking up Christmas! 

Tonight, alright!