Offside Lyrics - Drugstore

Hey Glen Hoddle, looks like you're in trouble 

And England is lookin' outtta shape 

You dream of glory, oh I do feel sorry 

Only luck can save the English face 

You're so heartbroken, your defence is open 

And Gazza is carrying too much weight 

As for your goalie, what a roly-poly! 

And your four four two is out of date 

And so you think you've got the guts to do it - ha! 

When you're playing offside 

And then missing the goal 

And so Brazil will show you how to do it! 

Ronaldo puts the ball into play 

Juninho's gonna go down today 

Romario puts the ball into place 

But the English - they were an absolute disgrace! 

The Lion's roaring while Brazil are scoring 

Even God could not help the English side 

'Cos everybody knows that we are better 

You just roar and roar, but you don't bite 

And so you think you've got the guts to do it - ha! 

When you're playing offside 

And then missing the goal 

So let Brazil just show you how to do it! 

Ronaldo kicks the ball into space 

Juninho runs to the left and hey! 

Romario kicks the ball into space 

But the English game - what an absolute disgrace! 

So hey, Glen Hoddle, looks like you're in trouble