Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced Lyrics - Dropkick Murphys

I play in a band 

We're the best in the land 

We're big in both Chelsea and France 

I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar 

There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance 

So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty 

These other gals mean nothing to me 

Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night 

'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see 

[CHORUS:] 

So kiss me I'm shitfaced 

I'm Soaked I'm soiled and brown 

in the trousers she kissed me 

And I only bought her one round 

I can bench press a car 

I'm an ex football star 

with degrees from both harvard and yale 

Girls just can't keep up 

I'm a really love machine 

I've had far better sex while in jail 

I designed the Sears tower 

I make two grand an hour 

I cook the world's best duck flambe 

I'll take the pick of the LITTER 

And girls jockey for me 

I don't need these lines to get laid 

[CHORUS] 

I'm the man of the night 

A real ladies delight 

See, my figure was chisEled from stone 

One more for the gal then I'll escort her home 

Come last call, I'm never alone 

I have a house on the hill with a red water bed 

It puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame 

With girls by the pool and italian sports cars 

I'm just here in this dump for the gain 

[CHORUS x2] 

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'? 

I'm a pitiful SIGHT 

And I ain't all that bright 

I'm definitly not chisEled from stone 

I'm a cheat and a liar 

No womAn's desire 

I'll probably die cold and alone 

But just give me a chance 

Cause deep down inside 

I swear I got a big heart of gold 

I'm a monogamous man 

No more one night stands 

Come on, Honey let me take you home