Kiss Me I'm #!@*faced Lyrics - Blackout - Dropkick Murphys

I play in a band 

We're the best in the land 

We're big in both Chelsey & France. 

I play one mean guitar & then score at the bar 

There's a line o'chicks waitin' for their chance. 

So c'mon now honey 

I'll make you feel pretty 

These other girls mean nothin' to me 

Let's finsh these drinks & be gone for the night 'cuz I'm more than a handful you'll see. 

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown. 

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round. 

I can bench-press a car 

I'm an ex-football star 

With degrees from both Harvard & Yale. 

Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine. 

I've had far better sex while in jail. 

I designed the Sears Tower 

I make 2 grand an hour 

I cook the world's best duck flamber 

I take the pick of the litter 

Girls jockey for me 

I don't need these lines to get layed. 

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown. 

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round. 

I'm a man of the night 

A real lady's delight. 

See my figure was chizzled from stone. 

One more for the gal then I'll escort her home 

Come last call I'm never alone. 

I've a house on the hill with a red water bed 

that puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame. 

With girls by the pool & Italian sports cars 

I'm just here in this dump for the game. 

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown. 

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round. 

Eh,fuck it. 

Who am I shitin? 

I'm a pitiful sight 

And I ain't all that bright. 

I'm definitely not chizzled from stone. 

I'm a cheat & a liar, 

No woman's desire, I'll probly die cold & alone. 

But just give me a chance 

'Cuz deep down inside 

I swear I got a big heart of gold. 

I'm a monogamous man no more one night stands 

Come on honey, lemme' take you home. 

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown. 

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round. 

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown. 

In the trousers (it was tiny!) and I only bought her one round. 

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown. 

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.