First Class Loser Lyrics - Dropkick Murphys

Have you ever had a family 

Or a friend that drove you crazy, 

Or a foe or a neighbor 

Without noxious fool of lazy? 

The type of guy you'd cross six lanes 

Of traffic to avoid, 

He's always got his handout, 

He's wicked unemployed 

You can't ditch him, you can't lose him 

There is no place you can hide 

He's a boy, he's a jerk 

He's everything that you despise 

But you can't just tune him out 

Because he's too loud to ignore 

When he shows up at your house 

You kill the lights and hit the floor 

'Cause he's a first class loser! 

He's a first class loser! 

He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny! 

He's a first class loser! 

He's not my type of guy 

His personality is impervious 

To reason or suggestion 

He can't take a hint 

And he always says he's welcome 

He's nobody's friend 

Yeah he's hated by all reasons 

He only cares about himself 

He parks in handicap spaces 

'Cause he's a first class loser! 

He's a first class loser! 

He's a first class loser, I stab him in the eye! 

He's a first class loser! 

He's not my type of guy 

We've all got some loser in our spot and aim a full time job 

I may be a little differ called but I'm not a total nut 

I wanna hit him, bite him, fight him, 

Punch him watch him as he falls 

I'm gonna trash him, kick him, scratch him, clove him, smash him in the balls 

He's a first class loser! 

He's a first class loser! 

He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny! 

He's a first class loser he's not my type of guy 

He's a first class loser, he makes me wanna cry! 

He's a first class loser! 

I wouldn't miss him if he died 

Oh, oh no what, what come on you know what I'm saying