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Drop The Mic On Tbs

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Seth Rogen Vs. Joseph Gordon-levitt Lyrics - Drop The Mic On Tbs

[Round 1: Joseph Gordon-Levitt] 

Mr. Rogen, 4-2-0 

Is a broken Bernie bro 

If your career falls off the track 

Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, 'cause you, you can't act! 

Like you got to play Steve Wozniak 

And you still sounded like a stoned Canadian, you're wack 

Plus you're fat, sorry I'll just say it plainly 

I mean you're not orca-fat, you're not insanely overweight 

Just too many snacks and doobies 

But enough so you can't really be in action movies 

Gotta diet, man, or try a juice fast 

Or at least just stop eating James Franco's ass 

 

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[Round 1: Seth Rogen] 

So Joe is almost 40, which is actually really sad 

I think I could probably pass for your dad 

You're like a glass of milk that went on Birthright 

You proved you can be both too Jewish and too white 

You're young Bruce Willis in 'Looper,' but you can't deny 

In the future, you'll look more like Bruce Willis' rabbi 

I'm chubby, I'm balding, I'm lazy, I smoke pot 

So tell me, how am I leading man and you're not? 

 

[Round 2: Joseph Gordon-Levitt] 

Alright, first of all, 'Looper' was great 

And you only get work 'cause Chris Pratt got in shape 

You do a lot for Alzheimer's, and that's respectable 

Ironic, though, because you're so forgettable 

By the way, how much paper did you pay 

Your purported pals for penning the lines you're saying today? 

Point Grey, nice logo animations 

My words are realer, I'm a solo operation 

 

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[Round 2: Seth Rogen] 

Speaking of movies, no one saw 'Snowden', not even Edward Snowden 

He heard you were playing Snowden and said, No, I'm not going 

You haven't been good since 'Third Rock From the Sun' 

Fuck '10 Things I Hate About You,' I'll name ten thousand and one 

Why'd you do 'Premium Rush'? The bad concepts are [writing?] 

Why the fuck you tryig to make bike-riding look exciting? 

You're adorkable, you sing, you play the ukulele well 

If you had bangs, you would be Zooey Deschanel 

 

[Round 3: Joseph Gordon-Levitt] 

So, I listened to that verse like man, imagine that 

He makes noises even more annoying than his laugh 

You're like Butthead and Beavis at the same time 

Ha-ha ha-ha, wait, what's my line? 

'Freaks and Geeks,' you were playing every role 

You're what happened when James Corden fucked a 4chan troll 

Tical, give me the crown 

That guy from 'Knocked Up' just got knocked the fuck down! 

 

[Round 3: Seth Rogen] 

Now is time to finish off Joe Gordon-Levitt 

Which should be easy, 'cause you got no flow, Gordon-Levitt 

You're so-so, Gordon-Levitt; you're slow, Gordon-Levitt 

You should change your name to Nose, 'cause you blow, Gordon-Levitt 

You're dull dough, Gordon-Levitt; a schmo, Gordon-Levitt 

I'm the Justin Trudeau to your Ross Perot, Gordon-Levitt 

I'm the Richard Pryor to your Margaret Cho, Gordon-Levitt 

I'm the Eminem to your [fucking Snow?], Gordon-Levitt 

Stop the show, Gordon-Levitt; you're a ho, Gordon-Levitt 

You're extraneous like my baby toe, Gordon-Levitt 

I'm a hero, Gordon-Levitt; you're a zero, Gordon-Levitt 

I'm young De Niro; you're old De Niro, Gordon-Levitt 

Now that is how you beat your fucking foe, Gordon-Levitt 

I'm done destroying you, we can go, Gordon-Levitt 

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