Niecy Nash Vs. Cedric The Entertainer Lyrics - Drop The Mic On Tbs

[Cedric] 

To, Joshua, give me a beat, son 

[Round 1: Cedric] 

Yo, check it 

We starred on a show together, that's the reason 

I got so much back pain, for carrying you all season 

Outside you got swarmed by the paparazzi cameras 

Then they realized you wasn't a Housewife of Atlanta 

You came here actin' like you on Empire 

But you're no Cookie, you a doughnut that's expired 

I saw you on Scream Queens, a show about death 

You a queen like Khaleesi, but the dragons is yo' breath 

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[Cedric] 

Hot fire! Hot fire! Brrrah! Brrrah brrrah! 

[Niecy] 

Joshua, can I please serve him up somethin'? 

[Beatboxer Josh Silverstein] 

Of course 

[Round 1: Niecy] 

Cedric the Entertainer, it makes sense you wear hats 

'Cause me and you like yo' hairline, we go way back 

I look at you and I think "what kind of man is this?" 

You look like a pimp who only hustles sandwiches 

I predict your big failure, ever since your start 

Every time you lose a part, you must hate li'l Kevin Hart 

You were the worst game show host, it was pathetic 

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Apparently not Cedric 

[Cedric] 

Alright. Okay. Joshua, c'mon man, give me somethin', son 

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[Round 2: Cedric] 

Her first verse was both savage and mean 

On Instagram, your followers is up to 15 

People know me from a bunch of Barbershops 

You'd be in sequels too, if your movies didn't flop 

On Dancing with the Stars you tried to tango to a track 

Your rhythm was so wack, I had to ask if you was black 

But now you on Claws, I'll applaud you for the try 

But you are on a show that's literally about watching paint dry 

[Niecy] 

May I please have a beat? 

[Josh] 

Of course 

[Cedric] 

Oh, man 

[Round 2: Niecy] 

Okay, Cedric can rap, honestly I'm surprised 

'Cause like half the audience, I thought you already died 

From the looks of it, your blood type is milkshake 

Cedric should entertain some ideas on how to lose weight 

And look how you dress, I'm not impressed 

Your suits are double-breasted, and, well, so is your chest 

You think this chocolate Oompa Loompa gon' stop me? 

He more like the Burger King of Comedy 

[Cedric] 

Alright, Joshua, let's do this, man! 

[Round 3: Cedric] 

Check it, give it up for Niecy Nash, sure, she got jokes 

She look like Oprah Winfrey, if Oprah was broke 

Yeah, you got your little book on every bookcase 

I read one page and threw that shit in the fireplace 

People thought I was dead, that was hard to hear 

But I'm alive and well, unlike your career 

Standin' there, actin' like I'm beneath ya 

If I'm the Burger King of Comedy, then you the Dairy Queen Latifah 

Off the dome 

[Niecy] 

Joshua, he's in position. He's ready to be murdered. Go 'head 

[Josh] 

Okay 

[Round 3: Niecy] 

Cedric's so big, I'm surprised he has a spouse 

You starred in Big Momma's House, what was you, the house? 

I saw those diabetes commercials that you do 

You didn't catch diabetes, bro, it caught you 

I played his wife for five years and developed respect 

For his real-life wife, not leaving his ass yet 

Pick your own death, Cedric, whatever works for you 

Chicken wings or Niecy Nash, it's gon' be one of the two 

I could continue to slaughter you, 'cause my rhymes are just that bad 

But if I'm honest, you the best TV husband this girl ever had