Lil Rel Howery Vs. Nicole Scherzinger Lyrics - Drop The Mic On Tbs

[Lil Rel] 

Yo, yo, yo. Nah, nah, nah, nah. I don't want no beat. I don't need to beat. We doin' this a capella. Straight battle rap style. Here we go, yeah 

[Round 1: Lil Rel] 

It's Nicole Scherzinger, what a surprise 

I've heard her name before, but I still gotta Google it every time 

You left a girl band, in fact, it was two 

When will you realize that the problem is you? 

Do anything for fame just to stay in the game 

Your whole girl group was just as lame as Danity Kane 

You were the Beyoncé of the Pussycat Dolls in the beginning 

The only difference is Beyoncé's still famous for actually singing 

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[Nicole Scherzinger] 

Joshua, help me out, baby 

[Joshua Silverstein] 

Got you 

[Round 1: Nicole Scherzinger] 

Hey everybody, it's our pal, Lil Rel 

He looks like if Keenan was eaten by Kel 

You can see him every week on 'The Carmichael Show' 

He's the the one that made you think Urkel let himself go 

You try to act tough, but you're such a weird nerd 

Because I know your real name is Milton Howery III 

You think you spit facts, I'm sending you back 

Sad we're stuck with you now and had to lose Bernie Mac 

[Joshua Silverstein] 

Joke too soon 

[Lil Rel] 

Oh, okay. A'ight. I had a crush on you back in the day. This is for all the nerds that couldn't pull girls like you. That's what this is about. This is what this is for! A'ight 

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[Round 2: Lil Rel] 

So she won 'Dancing with the Stars,' like any of us really care 

She's a professional dancer, for God's sake 

So how is that even fair? 

You got a solo career 

You know, it kinda makes me crack up 

You're like a hard drive 

'Cause all you should do is just do back-up, boo 

Yeah, I knew off the bat this battle would end tragic 

You're like a Kardashian, but the one they keep in the attic 

It's actually sad how you try to act 

Your best movie is the worst 'Men in Black' 

[Nicole Scherzinger] 

Spin me some glitter, baby 

[Round 2: Nicole Scherzinger] 

How you give yourself the name Lil Rel 

When everything you wear is size XXL 

Have you avoided being famous on purpose? 

You look like Hannibal Buress if he ate whee he was nervous 

Your big break was 'Get Out,' and I know what it means 

I get out of the theater every time you on screen 

I do, I just-- I get up, and I get out 

Uh, and you think your nickname is some type of riddle 

Trust me, I know why people call you 'lil' 

[Lil Rel] 

It's not true! That's why I wore these jeans, these are my dick print jeans. I know what I did 

[Beatboxer Joshua Silverstein begins] 

[Lil Rel] 

Stop! She gotta hear this 

[Joshua Silverstein] 

I'm sorry 

[Round 3: Lil Rel] 

So you saw 'Get Out,' right? You admitted that with grace 

Especially 'cause your career is in "the Sunken Place" 

See, your jokes about my career, it's just too weak 

'Cause 'Get Out' made a hundred million in just two weeks 

Yo, if I asked who you're impressing, or what medium you're best in 

You'll learn some choreography and dance around the question, you know? 

See, I don't listen to your music, because I'll tell ya the truth 

Your music is a lot like your body, it's overproduced 

[Nicole shows off body and crowd cheers] 

[Lil Rel] 

Shit 

[Joshua Silverstein] 

It is amazing, though 

[Nicole Scherzinger] 

A little too much bass for you, baby? 

[Lil Rel] 

Can I redo my last line? I'm sorry. I apologize 

[Nicole Scherzinger] 

Joshua, give me a beat 

[Round 3: Nicole Scherzinger] 

You're a funny guy, but you're out of your element 

You're Lil Rel, but you're hardly relevant 

You're on TV, and that takes guts 

To hang on Jarrod Carmichael, his nuts 

His nuts, these nuts, sha nuts, sha mone, sha nuts 

Come on, baby 

Uh, I don't know whether to roast you, or give you belly rubs 

You look like Winnie the Pooh tryna get into the club 

I'm a vet in this bitch, you just a rookie 

If I'm the cat, then tell me why you such a pussy