Liam Payne Vs. Jason Derulo Lyrics - Drop The Mic On Tbs

[Jason] 

A'ight, Josh. Ay, hit me off with something crazy, bro 

[Round 1: Jason] 

Hey, look, everybody, it's the guy from 1D 

Not the pretty one, not the gritty one, it's the one you never see 

And you bone an X-Factor judge, your success is no riddle 

Congrats to you, Liam, you slept your way to the middle 

And I was told I was spitting the hottest Liam on Earth 

So I'm still wondering, where the hell is Liam Hemsworth? 

After this battle, you gon' be callin' yo' ma-ma 

You definitely can't spit, but you can Swalla-la-la 

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[Beatboxer Josh Silverstein] 

Damn 

[Liam] 

Well, I mean, what are we gonna do about that, Josh? 

[Round 1: Liam] 

Hwey! C'mon, yeah, yes, yes, yes 

I hoped I would battle somebody with fame 

Not Jason who though, no one knows your name 

I remember hearing you first on "Whatcha Say?" 

Trying to be The Weeknd, you're more like a weekday 

And now you went vegan, seems wrong 

You don't butcher animals, but you'll butcher your songs 

"Wiggle" and "Swalla," your singles went gold 

Who names your songs, a six-year-old? 

[Jason] 

Ay, Josh! Give me something crazy, bro! I want something crazy, bro! 

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[Round 2: Jason] 

Your biggest win is havin' an older woman 

But holla at ya boy when you sell a hunnid million 

Those are some numbers that actually pay 

And your first single sounds like one of my throw-aways 

And you take shirtless selfies like you a clown 

But I'm the only one that should be strippin' it down 

This boy right here, he's not worthy to me 

But at least I get to tell his mom to talk dirty to me 

[Josh] 

Uh, Jason? 

[Liam] 

You leave Karen Payne alone! She's a saint! Hit me with that beat, Josh 

[Round 2: Liam] 

Yes, my girlfriend is older, ya ain't wrong 

Older women love me, especially your mom 

Making fun of One Direction, Jason, that's lazy 

I got that one D that'll make a lady crazy 

You're attacking the things that I did as a kid 

Made a song called "Get Ugly," then you actually did 

You here to take me out? Well, I wish you good luck 

You finally answer the question, "what if D'Angelo sucked?" 

[Round 3: Jason] 

So, if I were you, Liam, I would've begged my friends 

To stay in One Direction so my career wouldn't end 

I told my friends who I'm battlin', they said, "Who's that?" 

So I Googled you, and no results came back 

Your son's name is Bear Payne, yeah, that's cool 

I'm sure that'll go well with the kids in high school 

But you're my son, you wish you was me 

All you need is some talent and a long, black D 

[Liam] 

Let's finish this kid off, 'cause I'm bo--I'm bored 

[Josh] 

I gotchu 

[Jason] 

Oooh, ooh 

[Round 3: Liam] 

Hey, ho, ah 

If people like "Swalla," trust me, they lie 

To release that, you had to "swalla" your pride 

Say your name on every song to make sure you get credit 

Like anyone hears that shit, and would lie that they did it 

I ain't impressed with your dancin', I ain't impressed with your flow 

You got a song called "Trumpets," 'cause you actually blow 

When I watch your music videos, I just want them to end 

There's nothin' I wouldn't do, so you never sing again