Kunal Nayyar Vs. Mayim Bialik Lyrics - Drop The Mic On Tbs

[Kunal Nayyar] 

Alright. Alright, Joshua. Give me a beat! 

[Round 1: Kunal Nayyar] 

It's my pal Mayim, isn't that awesome 

She's a former child star who never quite blossomed 

She left TV for a PhD, I swear 

When she came back to act, nobody cared 

She eats organic with plants and leaves 

She might be vegan, but I'ma serve her beef 

Just 'cause we work together, don't mean I can't get her 

Truth is, I always liked 'Punky Brewster' way better! 

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[Round 1: Mayim Bialik] 

You made fun of 'Blossom,' Kunal, you're just bitter 

These kids were raised on me like I was their babysitter 

And your first verse just got on my nerves 

Your accent isn't cute, you just mispronounce words 

He loves goth, let me give you this hook 

Your wife's Miss India, I'm sure she likes you for your looks 

I'm here to win this, so I hope that you hear me 

You're a tiny star, I'm the Big Bang Theory 

[Kunal Nayyar] 

Oh! Alright, Joshua, keep the beats flowing 

[Round 2: Kunal Nayyar] 

Yes, you were on a show where Joey Lawrence said, "Whoa" 

You walk into a room and everybody's like, "no" 

Maybe change your name, your name sounds awful 

Mayim Bialik, is that a side dish for falafel? 

You're a dork, you're a dweeb, you're a nerd, you're a geek 

You were famous in the '80s, now you're a broken antique 

You have a PhD, so answer me this, honey 

You can deconstruct an element, why can't you be funny? 

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[Round 2: Mayim Bialik] 

Kunal's a good actor, I can't be rude 

I love him on 'Silicon Valley'... wait, wrong dude 

You were great as Kumar... wait, not you 

So every compliment I have is actually not true 

You're not the 'Big Bang' rapper, that's a reach 

Come to think of it, you're basically our show's Screech 

You got balls making fun of my name on purpose 

'Cause you got the kind of name that makes Donald Trump "noivous" 

[Kunal Nayyar] 

Yeah, that's true. That's not funny, it's true. Alright, Joshua, keep giving me beats. Alright 

[Round 3: Kunal Nayyar] 

So you notice I'm Indian, how hardcore 

Hanging out with you is as fun as Yom Kippur 

You were Emmy-nominated for four different years 

Then lost four different times to four different peers 

She graduated high school at the top of her class 

Said no to Harvard and Yale, are you a dumb [ass?]? 

It's easy to make fun of Mayim, all her faults show 

What do I make fun of next? Who "nose"? 

[Round 3: Mayim Bialik] 

You've got a soft touch, but I'm a heavy hitter 

You're a little annoying, I was a little Bette Midler 

Today I looked you up on IMDb 

I asked, "What else has Kunal done?" It said, "You tell me!" 

I know you get typecast, I think that's kind of parting 

I promised I wouldn't mention Aziz An-- sorry 

It's cool that you tried, but you get my middle finga 

'Cause you just got roasted, Bazinga