Halle Berry Vs. James Corden Lyrics - Drop The Mic On Tbs

[James] 

You sure you're ready for this, Berry? 

[Halle] 

You better be sure you're ready 

[James] 

Oh, I'm ready. Oh, I'm ready. Josh, gimme a beat 

[Round 1: James] 

Tonight the main event has me up against a legend 

And I admit Halle Berry is well known in her profession 

But let's not pretend that Catwoman didn't suck 

Halle, that was a Batman movie, how'd you mess that up? 

I love your movie Swordfish, well, just one scene 

It's considered a classic amongst prepubescent teens 

Listen, you're so pretty, I wish you'd brought a disguise 

You're so bad at... ahh, I just got lost in your eyes 

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[Halle] 

That's all you got? I mean, for real? 

[James] 

I'm used to doing this with, like, David Schwimmer, not Halle Berry! 

[Halle] 

This gon' be easier than I thought. Gimme a beat 

[Round 1: Halle] 

I'm glad Swordfish was to your satisfaction 

It's probably the only time your dick has seen some action 

Yes, everybody knows Catwoman tanked 

But I took Kingsman to the motherfucking bank! 

I gotta ask you one thing before I make you lose 

Are your eyes tiny small, or your head crazy huge? 

James has a Tony, that's cool and all 

But I have an Oscar, so suck my "Monster Balls" 

[James] 

I was trying to be kind. That ends now. Josh, go 

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[Round 2: James] 

Halle is a classic, this whole thing's tragic 

You're just Viola Davis, but not as charismatic 

Sure, you won an Oscar, but I question the voters 

I use my Gothika DVD as a drink coaster 

Yes, you won Best Actress, but that was past tense 

Unless it was for pretending Cloud Atlas makes sense 

2008, you were Sexiest Woman Alive 

Was that a moment when Beyoncé briefly died? 

[Halle] 

That's not cool, Josh, you know it. Give me a beat 

[Beatboxer Joshua Silverstein] 

I'm sorry 

[Round 2: Halle] 

Fat jokes are too easy, I'll try to be nicer 

But who held your pizza when you kissed Sean Spicer 

You apologized, so I know you learned your lesson 

Too bad you couldn't give a handjob to Jeff Sessions 

And you produce this show, isn't that fun? 

You've been in ten battles and lost every one 

Poor James, late night's forgotten son 

Jimmy Kimmel saved Obamacare, what the fuck have you done, son? 

[Round 3: James] 

Yeah, I kissed Sean Spicer, that's easy to fix 

I thought when you kiss a frog, he turns into a prince 

And [?] if you got political, or you tried to 

And now we have Donald Trump, so I guess we blame you 

When it comes to getting married, three divorces is enough 

Forget signing autographs, sign a prenup! 

You've done so many X-Men movies, maybe a dozen 

I heard "X Men" and I thought it was about your husbands 

[Round 3: Halle] 

Yeah, you got me, I am a divorcée 

But what did Jay-Z say? Oh, hell no, not today 

Carpool Karaoke is great as a gimmick 

We watch for real stars, we don't care that you're in it 

Now why are you so angry and pushy? 

Of course you hated Catwoman, you never get pussy 

I've won so much, you couldn't keep tally 

This battle's like the Oscars, y'all, the winner is 

[The crowd] 

Halle!